Printer

Printers are man's inhumanity to man. I hate printers. They give you nothing but shit.

The Bullshit Man: "Printers are bullshit!"

by Ugh69 September 30, 2018

Printer's remorse

When upon looking at a (usually large) printed document, you regret printing it.

Joe had printer's remorse because he just printed a 100 page file in colour when he meant to print it in black and white.

Jill had printer's remorse because she just realised she printed the odd pages of a long document twice.

Bill had printer's remorse because he forgot to check the "multiply slides per page" option and thus resulted in 120 pages with one lecture slide each.

by sean1123 April 13, 2008

Prantaton

The section of a sock located on the toe and heel (and occasionally the ankle) which is coloured differently to the body of the sock. The primary prantaton is at the toe, the secondary prantaton at the heel of a sock. The tertiary prantaton may form a ring around the top of the sock.

Wow, he's got some really good prantatons on those socks.

by Sockywocky12 January 24, 2019

3D Printing

The use of additive manufacturing to produce 3D models. Despite popular belief that this technology is useless. It is expanding quite rapidly

Ex. Previous cost- over 2000 dollars current cost- under 800 dollars

This technology will soon take over the world MWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH

I have no clue why I wrote this, I just got triggered my another untrue definition :/

What is 3D printing

by Some dude obsessed with tech March 17, 2017

Printing Press

A niche one-person sex machine that distinctly resembles an old fashioned printing press.

There is a mechanical dildo which is inserted in a locomotive fashion into the vagina, anus or other orifice of the receiver. Simultaneously, there are paint rollers that move back and forth over the breasts or pectoral muscles of the subject and they are then lowered onto the paper where the ink/paint transfers to the paper. The printing on the paper happens in a 1 to 2 ratio - once for every two insertions of the dildo.

"I spent 15 minutes on the printing press last night....best orgasms I have ever had!"

by Azbo The Great! March 10, 2017

fine print

How lawyers and cell phone service providers make money.

Commonly reads: "Some restrictions may apply / Allow 6-10 weeks for delivery / Offer valid only on Feb. 29 / Additional charges may apply"

"Holy shit, why am I paying $4,800?"

"Should've read the fine print, jackass."

by Ottomite June 28, 2008

printer

A printer consists of three main parts: the case, the jammed paper tray and the blinking red light.

by Eperdu October 12, 2003