Provocative

No one knows what it means,
but it's provocative.

No one knows what it means,
but it's provocative.

- No, it's not. It's gross.
- It gets the people going.

by Chef_George October 19, 2018

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Proactiv Solution

Stupid shit that costs way too much. Doesn't do shit. I hate it.

Dude, did you try that Proactiv?
Yeah, it didn't do shit. I hate it.
Oh.

by Captain Chad February 3, 2005

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Over Protective Father

An OCD dad that screams his ass off whenever you even think about going onto the internet.

Over Protective Father - "TIMMY! WHY ARE YOU ON THE COMPUTER!?!?!?!?"
Timmy - "I'm just on YouTube..."
Over Protective Father - "NO! YOU"RE WATCHING PORN! I KNOW YOU!"

by Majestic Word Writer April 9, 2014

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Over Protective Mother

Mother who makes her kids come in for dinner at 4:00 and has them take a bath at 5:00 and be in bed by 6:00.

"Patrick come inside its time for dinner"
"Dude its only 4:00. Can you hang out after?"
"No after dinner I have to take a bath and be in bed by 6:00."
"Ha that sucks balls for you"
"Yea I know my mom is an Over Protective Mother"

by Smithers john January 31, 2009

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proactive

a word smart people use to sound dumb, "proactive" supposes a superior degree of action and, perforce, an inferior inaction and can be likened to the attempt to qualify an absolute. a patent nonsense and specious construct deriving from the same font of blather from which insurance and real estate industry "professionals" drink freely, whence also comes;
"pricepoint", "impactful", "empowered" and "that said". an example of the fundamental paradox of the school of polysyllabic palaver which proves more is actually less.

i empowered my client when the pricepoint i suggested proved impactful to the sale of their home. that said, i was proactive.

by lexicali slim September 26, 2009

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productive procrastination

putting off doing something which really needs to be done by doing something else instead which needs to be done.

she was an expert in the art of productive procrastination always putting off doing things but getting so much else done instead being such a contrarian.

by DavidofOrgamianity.org July 29, 2012

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