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Neptune Protocol

A set of rules governing the allocation of beds and the affairs of mating. Where a dude friend has pulled a female on a night out but has no suitable planned venue to engage sexual intercourse with said female, they may invoke this to secure a Host friend’s room and bed for the night.
Kent1: “Who is that?”
Kent2: “Oh, that’s Nat. I hereby invoke Neptune Protocol on your room. Last time I did it in your lounge I got carpet burn and dust mites.”
by JizzClown May 7, 2018
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node-minecraft-protocol

node-minecraft-protocol is a Minecraft protocol library for node.js, based on node-protodef. It is available on npm as minecraft-protocol, and allows you to create clients, servers, and to otherwise serialize and deserialize packets.
// Example code for node-minecraft-protocol:
const nmp = require('minecraft-protocol')

const client = nmp.createClient({ host: 'localhost', port: 25565, username: 'amonger' })

client.on('login', packet => {

client.write('chat', { message: 'Hello, world!' })
})
by chipmunk minecraft March 10, 2023
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kyoto protocol

something that would take 100 trillion dollars to lower the earth's temperature a half of a degree.
wow the kyoto protocol is a huge waste.
by j wizzle January 23, 2008
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Ghost protocol

When you delete yourself from all social media outlets. Erasing yourself from the “world” and not allowing anyone to contact you aside from text or calls. It’s as if you died on the face of the earth, but in cyber space. This can be applied to let go of distractions that accompany social media. Or a great way to just start over after a certain period of time and deleting the person you once were.
With all the friends/family my ex has in common with me, I had to enact ghost protocol to free myself of the daily pain and constant reminders of her.

I am tired of being distracted by social media yet can’t seem to get off, I’m going into ghost protocol to help myself focus.
by Smarti84 May 8, 2018
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Virginity Rocks Protocol

When someone loses their virginity, they have to give one of their Virginity Rocks items to the person that took their virginity
“Yo me and My girlfriend finally did it last night”
“Holy crap! Did you follow Virginity Rocks Protocol?”
“Yeah, I gave her my baby blue Virginity Rocks hoodie”
by Rbrowne December 3, 2020
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kyoto protocol

The Kyoto Protocol is a plan created by the United Nations for the United Nations Framework Convention on Climate Change that tries to reduce the effects of climate change, such as global warming. The plan says that countries that adopt (follow) the Kyoto Protocol have to try to reduce how much carbon dioxide (and other "greenhouse gases" that hurt the atmosphere) they put into the air.
Duuude, that Kyoto protocol! Shit, it really sucks -- its costing me way more money for gas now!
by Spacebar June 1, 2006
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Lipton Protocol

The Lipton protocol is a TCP protocol that utilizes port 69. The first two packets dropped in are are jumbo ( depending on User ). If the packets are correctly massaged then you may get a burst of millions of little packets all over the place.
Tami woke up with her boyfriend trying to start a "lipton protocol" attack. She was startled and only recieved the Jumbo's.
by lipton tea October 9, 2010
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