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guac protocol

the proper procedure for eating guacamole. Helps to ensure all guac gets eaten correctly.
The other day, Kelly was eating some guac and she broke guac protocol when she left some on her plate.
by GreekSam001 May 16, 2010
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Neptune Protocol

A set of rules governing the allocation of beds and the affairs of mating. Where a dude friend has pulled a female on a night out but has no suitable planned venue to engage sexual intercourse with said female, they may invoke this to secure a Host friend’s room and bed for the night.
Kent1: “Who is that?”
Kent2: “Oh, that’s Nat. I hereby invoke Neptune Protocol on your room. Last time I did it in your lounge I got carpet burn and dust mites.”
by JizzClown May 7, 2018
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node-minecraft-protocol

node-minecraft-protocol is a Minecraft protocol library for node.js, based on node-protodef. It is available on npm as minecraft-protocol, and allows you to create clients, servers, and to otherwise serialize and deserialize packets.
// Example code for node-minecraft-protocol:
const nmp = require('minecraft-protocol')

const client = nmp.createClient({ host: 'localhost', port: 25565, username: 'amonger' })

client.on('login', packet => {

client.write('chat', { message: 'Hello, world!' })
})
by chipmunk minecraft March 10, 2023
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ProtoCrasher

A trash lego hack, you will also get blacklisted in the first month for no reason.
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I got the worst lego hack ever called protosmasher, I should of got synapse x

If you get blacklisted from protocrasher, R.I.P
by HELP ME PLEASE STOP ACTING LIK February 25, 2019
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kyoto protocol

something that would take 100 trillion dollars to lower the earth's temperature a half of a degree.
wow the kyoto protocol is a huge waste.
by j wizzle January 23, 2008
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Ghost protocol

When you delete yourself from all social media outlets. Erasing yourself from the “world” and not allowing anyone to contact you aside from text or calls. It’s as if you died on the face of the earth, but in cyber space. This can be applied to let go of distractions that accompany social media. Or a great way to just start over after a certain period of time and deleting the person you once were.
With all the friends/family my ex has in common with me, I had to enact ghost protocol to free myself of the daily pain and constant reminders of her.

I am tired of being distracted by social media yet can’t seem to get off, I’m going into ghost protocol to help myself focus.
by Smarti84 May 8, 2018
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Proctocoulrophobia

Fear of ass clowns. Sometimes referred to as Rectacoulrophobia. While there is no cure, there is help. And, where there's help, there's hope.
Steve-o has a really extreme case of Proctocoulrophobia. It's really taken over his life. He's shunned all his friends, and rarely leaves his house. He fears being just one step away from total ass clown devastation.
by Dick Gazzina May 25, 2007
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