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Jess:Look at those girls! They look like fricking sluts!
Ali:They look like they're 11 years old. Fucking prostatots!
by Ali Fitz June 23, 2006
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prostitot

A child resembling, or working as a prostitute. Usually the result of admiring britney, xtina or their skanky-ass mother.
Stacy put on her assless chaps and went out to play on the swings/pick up men. Fuckin prostitot...
by team anus November 17, 2003
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Prostate Express

When a group of men, ten or more, line up naked, on their hands and knees, as a train. The first male is the engine. The last male is the caboose. The men in the middle are the cars. The cars connect to each other by shoving a one or more fingers up the ass and fondling the prostate of the male in front of each man in the train. The Prostate Express then can move about the room as desired.
Howard held an awesome all male sex party. He invited fifteen guys over and they all hooked up in a Prostate Express and tracked around the house in circles saying "I think I can. I think I can" until they all blew their loads.
by Eaton Holgoode June 26, 2009
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prostitot

A whore who sells herself for tator tots
I only gave 3 tator tots for that! What a prostitot!
by awesome darkness June 10, 2009
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Prostitot

A dyslexic 12 year-old girl who thinks she's 21 and dresses accordingly. Thongs, tank tops, short skirts and other revealing clothes are the hallmarks of the prostitot.
Prostitot: Want a lapdance?
Guy: What are you, like 12? I'm no pedophile
by DUTF October 5, 2005
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Prostate

What you get when you merge Progressive with Allstate
Mother: "Aw shucks, my car just got rear-ended. I wonder if that person has Progressive or Allstate"
Son: "You mean Prostate?"

And suddenly rear-end collision coverage makes even more sense
by onlyyoucanpreventforestfires December 15, 2013
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prostate pudding

Euphemism for cum, jizz, spoo, goo, baby gravy, white delight, slop, spunk, or sperm.
Jane's parents were alarmed when they found Jimmy's prostate pudding on her dress.
by Frank Klaune January 20, 2005
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