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profanisaurus 

lunchbox lancer n. archaic Mediaeval term for a cocoa shunter (qv). First used by King Arthur to describe the French army. In 562 AD he wrote: “Fear not the French, for their knights are without heart, and their King without wisdom. But keep thine backs as to the wall, for amongst their number thou shalt find more than a few lunchbox lancers, I can tell you”.
profanisaurus by Hugh Jampton September 12, 2003
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Profanitizer 

a person who consistently use profanity for an irrelevant reason.
Nobody :

Shatavious: i wish y’all would shut the fuck up with all that fuck shit with that fuck ass bullshit .
^^^

Shatavious is a profanitizer

Profamity 

Profanity that is altered to become family friendly, or politically correct.
Adam: "Holy shit this is good meat!"
Matt: Now Adam, that is not profamity, we are in public."
Adam: *thinks*
Adam: "Holy Crow this is good meat!!"
Profamity by Goteem1993 October 23, 2019

Profanitism 

A religion bases on profanity. Founded in 3/10/2009, it is one of the most believed religion. There are ranks to go up by.

Crud
Crap
Dick
Shit
Fuck
Douche Bag
Nigga
"Dang, did you see Tom Cruise? He is part of this new religion called Profanitism. I better join!
Profanitism by profanitist March 12, 2009

Prodanity 

The use of obscure nouns as an insult, usually aimed at Dan (hence the name). The more obscure the noun, the better. In some exceptions adjectives may be used before the noun, as shown in the last two examples.
Examples of prodanity are:

"Dan you collaboration"

"Dan you snowcone"

"Dan's such a doorframe"

"What a sleeping pill"

"Dan you sweltering opinion"

"Dan you belated high five"

"Dan you maroon fax machine"

"Dan you horrible decision"
Prodanity by Doctor Huge January 11, 2009
Bro 1: Sup Bitch?
Bro 2: Nothin' fucker... You?
Parent/Boss: Fellas keep the Brofanity to a minimum please.
Brofanity by Barcooties August 14, 2009

profanic 

Profanic is a combination of both PROFOUND & PROFANE and is an adjective.
The President's profanic zeal for extinguishing abortion is noteworthy.
profanic by Jackson Morris June 23, 2006