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procrastiblog

1. verb
To write or comment on blog entries as a means of avoiding other activities.
2. noun
An overly long blog entry that takes up so much time to read or write that work is neglected by the reader or author.
No, I didn't do my homework. I was up all night procrastiblogging.
by LaikaSol January 30, 2005
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Procrastipoop

The act of holding a shit inside of you until 4 in the morning until you can unload it onto your roomates chest. Also known as the Rob Bell
DOOD... DJ took a dirty Procrastipoop on Taylor's chest!!

He gave him a Rob Bell? Disgusting!
by massivedee November 17, 2011
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Procrastipooping

The act of pooping to avoid one’s responsibilities.
“I couldn’t find an open stall at work because all of the mechanics were procrastipooping.”

I love browsing Urban Dictionary while procrastipooping.”
by buyer_beware March 5, 2019
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Procrastiposting

The act of posting or sending YouTube, Tumblr, Reddit, or meme links to each of your friends on facebook, instead of cleaning. Procrastination by posting links everywhere.
Rob: Oh my god this .gif is so funny. I'm gonna send it to my sis because she likes kitties too.
Miko: Rob stop procrastiposting and study for your final tomorrow!
by rollerGhoster December 30, 2011
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procrastipost

Posting on forms of social media in order to procrastinate studying or assignments or any other important tasks.
"Why are yo spamming this Facebook group"
"I have an assignment due so I am procrastiposting"
by tessaurs October 23, 2013
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Procrastapooping

The act of pooping to put off work.
The act of/or pretending to poop at work to use your phone.

The act of guys peeing sitting down to use there phone at work.
Boss-John where have you been???

John-Sorry I was procrastapoopjng

Tom- How are you texting me at work

Jack- Dude it's all about that Procrastapooping

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by Wisewordsofjessie June 19, 2015
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Procrasticooking

Procrastinating by deciding to make a whole meal from scratch. Cooking for no reason other than to procrastinate on a task you need to start.
I really need to finish that report but I think I’ll make some beef stroganoff real quick. Is it considered procrasticooking if there are actually people here to eat it?
by Olderwiser64 January 12, 2022
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