Procrastafarian

A person who insists they are going to get dreadlocks but then keeps putting it off

Person 1: Tarquin is mugging me right off. He's been banging on about getting dreads for at least 6 months but all he's done is stop washing his hair.
Person 2: He's the archetypal procrastafarian.
Person 1: Word.
Person 2: Righteous.

by pipparts April 13, 2014

Serial ProcrastaNapper

An All-Star ProcrastaNapper is barely alive. The Serial ProcrastaNapper ProcrastaNaps before any, and all types of activities, instead of doing it proactively.

My Cousin Jeff is a Serial ProcrastaNapper. He lives in my guest-room and sleeps 18 hours a day in cyclical series of Procrastanaps throughout the day. He barely makes it up to clean his butt after soiling himself in his sleep.

by StoneColdSaidSo September 11, 2019

Procrastathon

A series of procrastination for multiple events all strung together. For example, you have homework for 4 classes all due the same day, but instead of doing a couple and procrastinating on the others, you procrastinate on all of them at the same time.

Jimmy: "hey dude, you finish that stuff for your sociology and your physics classes?"

Tim: "nah man, i ran a procrastathon this weekend."

by asianpanda March 17, 2011

Procrastanova

Noun - One who waits until right around last call at a bar to pick up someone to go home with/take home.

John is such a procrastanova... He never hits on girls until after 1:30am

by Arcaneus May 20, 2011

procrastabitch

A person who is a bad influence on your ability to work.

"Hey Latifa do you want to work with Shaniqua later?"

"Oh hell no! She is such a procrastabitch!"

by KrippleKrump February 18, 2014

procrastabation

When a man or woman starts masturbating instead of doing what they are supposed to be doing.

procrastabation- A man was at work and he was really bored. He had a great idea to procrastinate and masturbate at the same time. He named his new idea "procrastabating"

by milkyman55 June 3, 2015

Procrastapooping

The act of pooping to put off work.
The act of/or pretending to poop at work to use your phone.

The act of guys peeing sitting down to use there phone at work.

Boss-John where have you been???

John-Sorry I was procrastapoopjng

Tom- How are you texting me at work

Jack- Dude it's all about that Procrastapooping

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by Wisewordsofjessie June 19, 2015