porcelain throne

A fancy term for a toilet.

I had to drop a duece on the porcelain throne.

by Ryan April 28, 2007

PORCELINE PAINTING

WHEN ONE SITS ON THE TOILETTE AND SPRAYS THE BOWL WITH FECAL RAINBOWS CREATING A BEAUTIFUL PAINTING THATS PORCELINE PAINTING BABY

MY GOD I JUST SHIT ME A VANGO WHAT A GREAT PORCELINE PAINTING WORTHY OF A MUESEUM

by SHANNON MOTOWAKAN September 25, 2011

Porcelain Pinata

When you take a crap and it is so long that it tips forward and hits the back of your sack.

"I just had a porcelain pinata experience"

by Wolverine3307 December 20, 2012

Porcelain Whale Song

The sound you get when you sit down on a toilet and fart...but nothing else comes out. The reverberation is amplified by the conical shape of the toilet.

I thought I was going to drop a major deuce, but instead, I was treated to a concert by the Porcelain Whale Song.

by The great and wonderful Sanchez August 24, 2016

staining porcelain

stocking the pond, dropping the kids off at the pool, etc. slang phrase for deification

Where's john... oh he's out staining porcelain

by mormdavid April 24, 2009

processor

A short way of saying "Central Processing Unit" (CPU). It is a computer term to define the hardware that allows you to run applications

"A computer will not run without a processor"

"Wow, I just upgraded my processor so I can run programs faster!"

by Brian1313 March 28, 2008

flyers priceless

The name of one of the largest current email chains in existence. Started and sent to a select few individuals as a Philadelphia Flyers take-off on the popular Visa "Priceless" campaign, the email has been kept alive by users submitting senseless messages containing items such as irrelevant pictures, obscure pop culture references and inside jokes. Frequently these emails are part of the Friday Flood

Core: Dude, flyers priceless is up to its 137th response
Al: Get me off the list

by RFGetz June 21, 2007