Problem Glasses

A fashion accessory worn by a social justice warrior and feminists that believes everything is sexist, racist, homophobic and/or problematic if it challenges anything concerning their feelings of self-entitlement and/or politically correct world views. This differs from hipster glasses which are often just a pair of empty frames.

Dude, look at her. She's got problem glasses on. We better not talk to her or she's gonna start bitching about smashing the patriarchy.

by Look! A Walrus! December 21, 2015

Hamburger Problems

To have a problem with someone-- to have "beef" with someone, hence hamburger problems.

This bitch be talkin' she got hamburger problems.

by Mayor McPoon August 9, 2009

Social Problem

An individual (usually drunk) who inflicts problems upon society by yelling, fighting and/or vandalizing, all in public.

Jeff: Did you see Mike last night???
Chad: Yea, that social problem threw 3 oscillating fans at a car.

by -Chadillac- January 16, 2009

practical problems

Hey look buddy, I'm an engineer. That means I solve problems, not problems like "What is beauty?" Because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy.

I solve practical problems, for instance: how am I going to stop some mean mother Hubbard from tearing me a structurally superfluous be-hind? The answer, use a gun, and if that don't work... Use more gun. Take for instance this heavy caliber tripod mounted lil' old number designed by me, built by me, and you best hope... Not pointed at you.

by Uttercolor February 16, 2021

Problem Glasses

Dumb spectacles worn by exceptionally irritating people at a university campus/overpriced coffee shop near YOU.

With that pockmarked skin, that filthy undercut and those problem glasses, it's hard to believe she's still single!

by wldsznn May 17, 2016

Tim problems

When an individual is having issues with electronics that are sometimes trivial and usually a rare occurrence to the average user. This is sometimes described as a phenomenon of which only savvy and experienced tech gurus experience. The more frequent the tech issues appear, the more likely you're facing "Tim Problems".

Well, sir, no one else is having this issue. I apologize for the inconvenience but this sounds like definite Tim Problems.

by Redline13 August 6, 2019

you problem

Strictly not a "me" problem.

Sounds like a you problem to me.

by pseu-odonkayeo1179 June 30, 2021