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problemation

a blend of problem and solution.
an easily fixed problem, one that has a quick solution.

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Person 1: I have a problem! My computer won't turn on!
Person 2: No, that's just a problemation. It just needs to be plugged in!
by golikefire June 7, 2009
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Retroactive promotion

The act of making your next product so bad that it actually encourages people to buy your previous product
Windows 8 is an example of retroactive promotion. It was so bad, it made people go out and buy Windows 7.
by fluffypenis June 26, 2018
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shameless self promotion

When an urbanetizen (see urbanetizens) uses Urban Dictionary as a venue for writing good things about oneself/one's girlfriend/boyfriend/friend
Seriously, what's the point in shameless self promotion? I'd rather see words others can relate to. Urban Dictionary isn't your school bathroom wall..
by catfight12 January 8, 2009
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promotions

The purported result of viewing NSFW on a (supposedly) worksafe message/imageboard.

Originates from the /v/ board of 4chan, where it was a common joke to post that you just got fired because your boss caught you looking at NSFW material. Was later changed to "promotions", probably because the irony/absurdity of it made it funnier.
(porn or gore is posted)
Poster 1: "PROMOTIONS!"
Poster 2: "I JUST MADE CEO!"
by Kanjite Knight April 20, 2009
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Irish Promotion

The boss calls me into the office today for an Irish promotion and the next thing I know is I'm polishing port-a johns in August.
by Fucks-A-Lot November 7, 2011
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Promotion-destruction

Where someone, or something promotes somewhere or something to the point where scum bags find out about it and destroy / ruin it.
Guy 1: dude, i'm thinking of moving to Indianapolis i've heard its a nice place.

Guy 2: where did you see that?

Guy 1: a news article

Guy 2: don't move there now. they are committing Promotion-destruction
by Mycreativename May 6, 2013
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Promotion juice

Promotion juice is an alcoholic beverage (usually straight Jaegermeister shots followed by a bottle of Becks) designed to enhance ones self belief and give them an enormous amount of courage. First discovered in 2010 in Amsterdam by a handful of event promoters who would down a few shots then hit the streets promoting with an enhanced feeling of confidence often resulting in more sales.
Better call into the pub and have some promotion juice
by EjEdwards November 14, 2019
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