pitched tent

When a guy has a boner that goes straight out and makes his pants bulge out. Kind of resembles a "pitched tent' hence the name.

Whoah man I got a total pitched tent from looking at Cassandra

by pitchedtentmaster October 8, 2006

Pitch Slapped

When you believe you are engaging in a legitimate conversation only to find yourself staring down a sales pitch.

My neighbor said he wanted to show me something and when I went over to his house he Pitch Slapped me.

by Joeshepherdmba September 26, 2017

Pitchfork Hipster

The Pitchfork Hipster is usually a male around 16-20 years of age who relies solely on Pitchfork Media for music news. Any review garnering high scores on the web site is an instant new favorite, and vice versa. The Pitchfork Hipster usually has no conception of music criticism or taste, and relies on the opinions of a vaguely defined "expert" to guide them to music they "like."
Ironically, the Pitchfork Hipster usually employs an elitist attitude towards other music listeners, assuming that knowledge of the "largest indie music website on the internet" gives them free reign to deride the music listening habits of others.

Anthony is a wanna-be Pitchfork Hipster. All his recently acquired music is rated highly by Pitchfork. He feigns a wide-reaching musical barometer, despite the fact that he has no conception of the genre, techniques, style, or history of any independent musical group.

by CouldBAnyone December 6, 2006

Pritchard Unit

In physics, a single unit Pritchard (1UP) is a measure of either mass, acceleration, electric current, elasticity, potential energy, lack of kinetic energy, explosive potential, carbonation, sublimation, or the degree to which a given object resembles a toaster. As it is such a flexible unit of measure, it has no equivalence, and can only be compared to other quantities of Pritchard units.

The Pritchard units contained in a new toaster approach infinity, especially as it sits still or is thrown off of a cliff.

by Strohgrapher January 14, 2008

The pitch meeting effect

When a show has too many catchphrases and it ends up being like
hey you got a movie for me?
yes sir I do
wow movies are TIGHT
Get alll the way off my back about that
Whoops!
Whoopsie!
and only people who watch regularly understand any of it

The pitch meeting effect is getting a bit out of hand

by TaskFailedSuccessfully November 24, 2022

Pitch-off

is performed when a man ejaculates into his hand and pitches directly into the face of a woman. It is especially satisfying if the woman is completely caught off guard by the throw. Also called Around the Horn.

My girlfriend and I got into a terrible fight. She said I didn’t surprise her anymore. I felt bad and treated her to a pitch-off. She did not seem to understand my gift. So I hit her in the face.

by Buckbeak August 6, 2010

elevator pitch

What you say when you have a powerful person trapped in a small space (say, an elevator) for about 30 seconds.

Trey: Kobe started a new company. Pretend to give him your best elevator pitch on how he should fund your idea.

by ChuckChaser69 May 6, 2014