Pressed Fruit-bowl

V. -The act of dropping ones pants and pressing ones butt and balls against a piece of glass which is visible by a passerby.

N. -The result of this process is a "pressed fruit-bowl."

Linda was shocked when she looked at the car next to her only to see a pressed fruit-bowl staring back at her.

by Vagimuff April 3, 2009

Pissed on bread crumbs

Endless rabbit holes created by the matrix (or notnilc) - in such a way that normies would never agree with it or understand. Made for you to chase endlessly, and to make you look silly if you ever engage in the pointless activity of trying to explain it to someone else. From the experience you've learned nothing, except for learning about the subtle aroma of piss from the bread crumbs.

Don't chase that rabbit hole, it's just a bunch of pissed on bread crumbs.

by UncannyDeduction January 7, 2021

liquid pissed

When your level of emotional aggitation has reached a level at which simply saying "pissed" is no longer indicative of your state of mind.

"I was so liquid pissed today in class that I had to punch a hole in the wall when I left."

by popculturejon July 17, 2006

nigger-pissed

When someone is indignant even (especially?) when it's their own fault.

"Those people were blocking the road, but when I honked at them they got nigger-pissed and started yelling at me".

by Des Long November 13, 2011

Pressed Ham

Pressing one's butt cheeks up against a window or glass.

We pressed ham to another car on the road.

by dadaevan April 4, 2007

pissed minola

Someone who is drunk in a manner which is slightly crazy but also fun. Developed when someone was drunk and unable to write "pissed minda" on her friend's arm. Much more politically correct version of "pissed minda".

Girl 1: Girl 2, you're being a pissed minola tonight.
Girl 2: Yeah well so are you! Hey your computer's playing East 17! Let's do interpretive dance in your kitchen! *falls over*
Girl 1: Ha ha ha. *falls over*

by noyseeac November 17, 2006

Super Stegosaurus Pissed

The highest level of pissivity possible.

These gas prices have me super stegosaurus pissed. I am about ready to drive to Astoria, Oregon and punch a sea lion.

by smb0072962 June 29, 2022