premeir

something you will never be

by Anonymous January 23, 2003

premercial

The commercial a website injects before it takes you the page you had asked for.

Clicking on the premercial will open a new window.

by Tantrik Yogi July 13, 2004

premie

Premature ejaculator.

One who can't keep it up under pressure.

One who lets down their female partner.

Aka the opposite of a man--a little boy.

His girl was about to give it up, but he turned out to be a premie...

I helped her finish the deal...when she CAME over.

by Troy H February 15, 2004

Premer

A shithole located on the edge of the famous Liverpool Plains in north western NSW. With a population of 85 in 2016 (a decline from the 224 in 2006) it is a filthy pit of junkies and dole bludgers. The population is mainly made up of people wishing to live far enough away from a reasonably sized town that they can grab some extra money from Centrelink. Famous for its half a house (that someone lives in I think) and a post office that doesn’t sell stamps. The pub can only serve frozen pizza and the beers cost double the standard price. To insure travellers safety the Coonabarabran road does not actually run through Premer to prevent cars being stoned by the locals. The NSW government does not recommend entering town limits.

Farmer 1: you coming to the pub in Premer tonight?
Farmer 2: shit no I don’t go near there unless I’m outta beer and really desperate!

by AussieSicko September 7, 2020

premie

someone who carries the distinct characteristics of someone who was born a premie. furthermore, a premie does not have to be someone who was born prematurely. although most premies are small, one does not have to be of small stature to be classified as a premie. the premie class is above most other classes. to be a premie one has to carry themselves a certain way that gives their true identity as a premie.

"that boy is definitely a premie"
"I'm getting major premie vibes from her"

by eden douglas May 1, 2021

premeir

1) A man who takes joy in wacking himself and others.

2) God.

by Anonymous January 22, 2003

premie creamy

Premie creamy pre-me cre-me
1. (Verb) When a guy accidentally creampies a girl/guy before the time he was predicting to ejaculate

2. (Noun) A surprise creampie for both the guy and his partner

3. (Adjective) Describing the aftermath of an unexpected creampie

1. Girl: 'WTF you finished already?!'
Guy: 'Fuck i gave you a premie creamy SOZ!'

2. Girl talking to friend: 'OMG! My boyfriend gave me a premie creamy, I better not get pregnant'

3. Guy: 'Last night i left an unexpected mess in Linda during coitus'
Friend: 'That's pretty premie creamy'

Other variations
Premie creamed, verb:

Boy: 'Sex so good, I premie creamed'
Premie creaming, verb:
Boy: 'This is really embarassing but i gave my girlfriend a premie creaming last night
Premie creamer, noun:
Chris: 'Yeah man, he's a renown premie creamer'
Premie cream, noun:
Girl: 'Fucking hell, I have to clean this premie cream out of my vaj'

by linglinglolol May 26, 2014