by Mr. Indulgence May 7, 2007
Get the Prenisqrentoscopee mug.Inevitable consequences of an action that almost exactly mirror the action which brought these consequences about. They usually happen soon or almost immediately after the original event occurred.
Eg#1
Guy 1: "Did you hear that Heraldo fired his housekeeper for not speaking english well enough and got canned himself the next day for being an illegal immigrant?"
Guy 2: "Really? Must've been precise karma."
Eg#2
Guy: "Precise karma is the worst. The other day I borrowed Derek's water bottle so I could backwash into it and give it back to him. I didn't realize that it was actually a bottle full of spit... He's trying to lose weight for wrestling."
Guy 1: "Did you hear that Heraldo fired his housekeeper for not speaking english well enough and got canned himself the next day for being an illegal immigrant?"
Guy 2: "Really? Must've been precise karma."
Eg#2
Guy: "Precise karma is the worst. The other day I borrowed Derek's water bottle so I could backwash into it and give it back to him. I didn't realize that it was actually a bottle full of spit... He's trying to lose weight for wrestling."
by Jibblety Jiblits March 21, 2011
Get the Precise Karma mug.The act of making an incorrect assumption, occurring before the person speaking has even made the point.
Can also be applied to answering a question that wasn't completely understood.
Can also be applied to answering a question that wasn't completely understood.
George had a severe premisconception about Jills request for time apart and started talking about another vacation.
Edgar had several narcissistic personality traits, including a tendency to premisconceive what anyone would say, making large leaps back to his own concerns and complaints.
Edgar had several narcissistic personality traits, including a tendency to premisconceive what anyone would say, making large leaps back to his own concerns and complaints.
by lightinmyeyes December 7, 2011
Get the Premisconception mug.A very fundamental movement in Parkour, in which a traceur jumps, and lands precisely. It is a whole lot harder than it seems, such as when you are landing on a rail, or thin landing space.
by ThePKDude September 18, 2013
Get the precision jump mug.You and your boy are both in urgent need to use the bathroom during a night on the town, but you get there only to find that there is but one stall left. You look into each others eyes, and in a moment of bro-to-bro interconnected brainwaves, you both know what has to be done.
The Precision Airstrike.
Bro #1 has to drop a deuce, meanwhile bro #2 has to let the forbidden golden juice flow. You double up on the toilet. Bro # 1 takes his shit, hence the Airstrike, while bro # 2 urinates in the small gap in the front of the toilet, between bro # 1’s thighs and penis. Hence the first word of the term; Precision.
Congratulations, you’ve successfully completed the coveted Precision Airstrike, reserved for only the closest of bro’s.
The Precision Airstrike.
Bro #1 has to drop a deuce, meanwhile bro #2 has to let the forbidden golden juice flow. You double up on the toilet. Bro # 1 takes his shit, hence the Airstrike, while bro # 2 urinates in the small gap in the front of the toilet, between bro # 1’s thighs and penis. Hence the first word of the term; Precision.
Congratulations, you’ve successfully completed the coveted Precision Airstrike, reserved for only the closest of bro’s.
Me and Tyler were at a party the other night, and had to use the Precision Airstrike to maximize personal time management and party host bathroom efficiency.
by NotYourBusiness138 January 16, 2021
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