Pistidity

The state of being pissed off.

When the Coffee Shop announced that they are no longer selling Wildberry drinks, Casey was in a state of pistidity.

by mcmwku1 February 24, 2009

Pistol Shifter

To present something more favorable than it actually is.

Or to hide imperfections.
Comes from a pistol, or a dick, who is being shifty, shifter.

Goes to in-n-out: You pistol shifters are front loading the beef!

by _xanti_r August 8, 2019

PistonHeads

A bunch of stuck up twats, with Porsche's.

Oh, look at me, I own a poverty spec Porsche 996, I must join PistonHeads.

by Znoozer June 28, 2018

Pistolita

A mythical figure in W. Kendall, Fla., believed to be half man, half killing machine. Fully trained in mortal combat, explosives, stealth tactics, and hostage negotiation.

Pistolita is fully armed at all times with an arsenal ranging from a .357 magnum to pineapple grenades. Pistolita has never been seen consuming food and it is believed by many that Pistolita is fueled by sex and alcohol.

Pistolita is able to attack by air and sea and has been known to conduct underwater demolitions in W. Kendall canals.

I heard that scene from Terminator where Arnold took on the LAPD was based on the summer of 1989 shoot out between Pistolita and the Hammocks police.

by Coach Boris Ramnovitch July 8, 2009

pistachioed

To fuck a girl so hard you leave her quim chafed and red to where it resembles a pistachio.

I pistachioed the ole lady's snooch real good last night.

by wolfbait51 May 31, 2011

pistocity

Anger the the ultimate level

"You are about to bring me to a level of pistocity!"

by Lady J1967 February 4, 2010

Pipster

A parent hipster. More pretentious than hipsters because they now think their life has purpose.

"Did you hear Dov Charney just knocked up a bitch?"

"Oh, no! Not another pipster!"

by psychognosis September 29, 2011