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pubertize

v. to engage in the long-term act of puberty, to undergo puberty

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v. to engage in the act of masturbation
1) Poor little Shaniqua . . she has yet to pubertize because she still stuffs her bra with styrofoam and muffins.

2) Go pubertize yourself!
by chivvy April 27, 2006
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Puberty

When teens grow boobs and balls
Wow that 18 year old boy is finally going through puberty!
by Tea devil December 2, 2019
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mister puberty

1.someone whose voice cracks unintentionally at any given moment.
the state, or the illusion of being in the midst of pubescence.
note: has nothing to do with age or gender

2.anyone who has just inhaled helium

3.someone actually going through puberty and who advertises this by wearing pants that are too short and not shaving their incoming scruff.
hey doll, its zach. Call(two octaves higher) *cough cough* me when you get this message.

why certainly, mister puberty.
by my uterus and i September 26, 2005
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puberty

When a male/female becomes a man/woman,

males get:hair everywhere,excessive growing,growing of the pectoral muscles,growing of the penic,growing of the balls/nuts/testicles,mood swings,etc

females get:breastes,hair everywhere,excessive growing,their monthley period,mood swings,etc
Me:uh oh,im going through puberty!this sucks

person after puberty:i hear ya
by puberty sucks May 28, 2010
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puberty

Anti-Endorphins. Puberty is the essence of feeling crap. It is also necessary to become a slave to the corporations, otherwise you'll be happy and oblivious all your life. This is why parents slip you a sedative and inject you with Puberty while you are sleeping when they think the time is right.
'Mmm...dear I think it's about time we inject our son with Puberty. He's old enough now.'

'Very good dear, I'll get some from the chemist tomorrow.'

'Don't get it cut, you don't want our son to have a small dick.'

'Oh come on dear, I can't afford the full dose and you know it!'
by Forking December 12, 2008
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Pubertus

a gigantic monster that turns boys into men with the flick of its wand.
"oh shit its pubertus".
by Plotbert February 1, 2008
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puberty

When your body becomes swollen with evil, starts rotting, and the devil takes you as a toxic vessel for his purpose.
Mommy says puberty is why daddy left.
by teh schizoid September 14, 2008
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