Me - here a certain person gave me sleep paralysis all that time ago.
Person - no I didn't show me evidence
Me - ok, it's literally the scariest shit ever
Person - no I didn't show me evidence
Me - ok, it's literally the scariest shit ever
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any quadrilateral, such as a square, rectangle or rhombus, with opposing parallel sides being of equal length
Usage: Words such as parallelogram, square, rectangle, rhombus, parallel, equal and length, all well-defined in any proper dictionary, are, as Urban Dictionary entries, misplaced and of minimal benefit.
by Scott Fairbairn October 18, 2008
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by joeyperalta August 17, 2021
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He made various unofficial swimming world records in the swimming pool of Iisalmen uimahalli. (25m)
He wore the same watch for around 35 years and cannot take it off.
He also tried to get in to esports via overwatch 2. His main hero was D.va.
Can be seen in the streets always wearing adidas clothes.
He made various unofficial swimming world records in the swimming pool of Iisalmen uimahalli. (25m)
He wore the same watch for around 35 years and cannot take it off.
He also tried to get in to esports via overwatch 2. His main hero was D.va.
Can be seen in the streets always wearing adidas clothes.
Holy omg is that matias!!!!!???????
Oh yeah that simba dog is very cute yes i think that is matias perälä.
Oh yeah that simba dog is very cute yes i think that is matias perälä.
by kivekset November 17, 2022
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Damn if I didn't just fall off the shitter! Got the commode paralysis. Couldn't move my legs or feel 'em neither...BUT I KILLED ON FORTNITE, WORTH IT!!!
by YAWA January 4, 2019
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A good example is me. I decided to make this term up because im an adult film star and one time I had a less than stellar public appearance in LA and this guy who serves no purpose other than poison, drew up a horrible, critiquing blog about me, as he has done to other stars that he knows, to get himself attention. Then as fans would back me up with comments, he screens out the positive attention to leave it negative. An Industry Parallelite sometimes can exist in the form of positive applications of blogging and celebrity gossip, but this is less common as negative attention arouses the media more.
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