Popsicle Face

1. The smile of a small child when they are given a popsicle for no reason.

2. Smiling because you know you're about to get into trouble.

Dan said I had a popsicle face when the copier sales girl was flirting with me.

by Bo Dizzle August 21, 2007

Asshole Popsicle

A slang term used when describing "Ass to Mouth". When the giver of anal sex immediately becomes the reciever of oral sex.

"He took it out of her ass and put it in her mouth? Sounds like an Asshole Popsicle. That shits not cool"

by JeremyVC February 21, 2010

smegma popsicle

An erect penis covered with natural female lubricant and male ejaculate. Normally the penis in this condition is licked by the sexual partner.

After sexual intercourse, she devoured his smegma popsicle with gusto.

by Boris Simeon May 8, 2011

Brown Popsicle

When a man buttfucks a girl, pulls out, and his cock is smothered in wet, brown, sloppy liquid shit.

Sally: Put it between the cheeks Ryan!
Ryan: IM GONNA RAM IT HOME! *rams it home*
Sally: MMM OH FUCK THAT FEELS GOOD
Ryan: This is gonna give me a really bad brown popsicle later...SHIT

by crotchleg6969 June 9, 2009

kenyan popsicle

a very simple skinny black penis with many battle scars and ringworm. (no known cure)

Pete was born with a kenyan popsicle

by Nathan_Explosion August 5, 2008

Alaskan Popsicle

A game that consists of 3 Men and 3 Women. Youll first need to freeze 3 condoms. When they are frozen, you must put them on the men's dicks. Then the woman must compete to see who can defrost the condom the fastest. The winner gets to have a 4 way with the 3 men and the loser must finish defrosting the 2 remaining condoms.

Hey! Do you guys wanna play Alaskan Popsicle tonight?

by DefineMyMom.com November 10, 2014

popsickle

Reality: A frozen, fruit flavored treat.
UrbanDictionary.com definition: Penis.

I'm no popsickle licker. And thats no gay uphamism... Or is it? No, its not.

Sick freak.

by Zach G. November 16, 2003