Polygamist

Usually a man (though sometimes a woman) who is married to both his wife and his video games. Any non-work (if he works, that is) or non-sleep (if he sleeps, that is) time is probably reserved for World of Warcrack, Evercrack, or some other mmorpg, resulting in the human wife either signing divorce papers or going to see Dr. Phil.

Wife: "Wow, honey, did you see that obsessed polygamist on the Tyra Banks Show? The guy even left his wife in labor at the hospital to play his game!"

Husband: "What? Listen, shut up for a minute, I'm doing a raid."

by superviet November 14, 2007

polygamy

Sharing the husbands

The person is having a polygamy relationship

by appqa June 15, 2018

polygamy

The religious belief of having more than one wife/husband , sometimes in the means of incest.

"I want to escape the polygamy within my household!"

by Frankennjoe June 18, 2018

polygamst

Used by E-40 in his album, "Loyalty and Betrayal". This term describes a man that has physical relations with more than one woman.

"Yea man, I didn't know you were a rest heaven I thought you were a polygamst."

by Chris Gustavson December 14, 2008

Polygamincest

Cousins that have an interrelated multipartnered long term sexual relationship with each other.

Utah is well known as a place of Polygamincest, with inbreeding and Mormonism being the result.

by Varisforge November 16, 2011

Polygamise

To make somebody your wife/husband by force. They cannot refuse this offer.

Oh my God! Did Zak just polygamise her?!

by UnclePalpy December 6, 2019

polygamraph

A lie-detector test used to supposedly determine whether or not you have a harem of spouses. Dudes like Warren Jeffs should have been required to take one prior to starting their sect-compounds.

It's lucky that electronics were unheard of back when King Salomon was around, or he would most definitely have failed the polygamraph test BIG time!

by QuacksO June 29, 2020