noise pollution

According to AC/DC, not Rock N' Roll.

"Rock N' Roll Ain't noise pollution, Rock N' Roll Ain't gonna die rock n' roll ain't noise pollution rock n' roll will never die."

by Paulness May 31, 2005

ear pollution

Very similar to noise pollution; ear pollution is generally regarded as music that is audible to a listener who's taste in musical genres differs greatly from the music currently playing.

For example, a metal song (such as by Anthrax or Metallica) playing within earshot of a listener of adult contemporary or country western music playing rather loudly when the listener is a metalhead would be considered by that listener as ear pollution.

Turn that gosh darn-diddly-arn ear pollution down willya?!? I'm trying to get some Kenny Rogers in over here!!!

by Telephony May 3, 2016

cultural pollution

The mass of art, language, clothing, media and products whose existence is fucking meaningless and the fault of money grubbing assholes. Cultural pollution can be enjoyed in earnest by dumb, uncritical people, and ironically by the jaded and educated. This type of pollution is usually created by industrialized nations. Easy ways to spot cultural pollution:
- the thing up for consideration has a logo on it.
- it contains a meme such as "let's roll" or "real men don't ____"
- it's repeated or highlighted by the mass media
- it's trendy

In contrast, "cultural pollution" is not "bad art," unless that art was made solely for money.

"I really don't like writing corporate advertiser's print ads."
"Why?"
"Because I have to write a lot of self-important, cliche garble."
"Whoa. Sounds like you make cultural pollution for a living."
"Yep."

by Shannon in a cube August 2, 2007

Chair Pollution

The unpleaseant aftermath resulting from a recent chair bomb explosion. Depending on the magnitude of the blast and the weight of the individual compressing the chair's foam/fabric, the half-life can last anywhere from 5 minutes to several hours after detonation.

When Rachel plopped down in Jason's chair to use his computer, she disturbed some previously encapsulated chair pollution, causing the office to again fill with his ass debris.

by Hugh Klump March 8, 2008

Pollsmoor Plunger

The art of sticking your finger into a female/males ass!!

--Pollsmoor is the most notoriuos prison in South Africa, where 86% of new inmates being raped within the first 48-72 hrs.

Hey Tony
Wasup
Did you hear...Harry was locked up for a DUI this w/end.
What...!!
Yeah, and I heard he aint walking right...
Shit...motherfucker must have gotten a Pollsmoor Plunger!

by Soldierboi January 21, 2008

polluty

1. adj. An excessive amount of pollution in the air.
2. adj. describing a person exuding negative character traits who brings everyone around them down.

1. It is so polluty outside today.
2. Damn girl! Don't be so polluty.

by abe-a-licious October 18, 2008

Pollutificator

Someone who pollutes your facebook homepage and notifications with their results from facebook quiz. These people usually do not go out much and therefore have the time to do these quizzes. A pollutificator also lacks respectable friends.

Alex took the quiz "which badass animal are you" with the result "YOUR A FUCKING BEAR"

Alex - "HELL YEAH IM A MOTHERFUCKING BEAR IM SO INTENSE"
Everyone - "stfu, its just a stupid fbook test"

Dom - "That pollutificator is driving me insane"
Elliot - "Alex? lol i deleted him from my friends a long time ago..."

by HatRok June 12, 2009