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pollinating (sex act)

when you masturbate in front of the female

and cum on her belly

then she scoops up the semen and inserts it into her womb

it's hot, because it mimics the act of masturbating to porn / hentai

except that it's in real life

good for when you have erectile dysfunction or performance anxiety

you're pollinating her like a flower or plant

it's spicier if she's not on the pill, thus impregnation
i was pollinating (sex act) her
by Andrew E Cooper July 17, 2025
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Pollumination

Pollumination, polluminated, polluminate.

When one smokes a cigarette or blunt that has had contact with plastic once rested in the ashtray, or contaminated with plastic that has melted to the burning end of the cigarette or blunt.
Yo, your joint smells like pollumination, is that thing got plastic on it?
by Deej beans June 6, 2022
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Pollinator

A slur for plants and plant-people alike.
a: Ugh! stupid clanker.
b: Excuse me? You pollinators are all the same!
by Drsubject September 4, 2022
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Pollenution

This is the transferring of pollen from a flower's male reproductive organs (anthers) to its female organs (stigma) that causes the TOTAL DESTRUCTION of the atmosphere and environment. These trash particles (pollen) temporarily make the world uninhabitable for many because of all these reckless plants and their carnal desires.
I hate Spring. I can’t breathe and I can’t see due to all the pollenution.
by IggieReilly April 22, 2025
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