suede-denim secret police

The Inner Circle cronies working for California Governor Jerry Brown during his first two terms as governor (Cali's 34th Governor) from 1975 to 1983, and his current 3rd term (Cali's 39th Governor), after his 2010 election, and return to the Governor's office. The term "Suede-Denim Secret Police" came into existence with the Dead Kennedy's song "California Über Alles" (released in 1979).

"Now it is 1984,
Knock, Knock at your front door.
It's the Suede-Denim Secret Police,
They have come for your Uncool Niece!"
- Dead Kennedys ("California Über Alles")

by Chief of the Okhrana December 31, 2013

Palinegger

<Hybrid of SarahPalin and ArnoldSchwarzenegger.>
45th President & Vice President of the United States 2012.

"Vote For Sarah Palin and Arnold Schwarzenegger in 2012!!!"

"Why Fight It?... THE PALINEGGER is going to eat Obama

Alive!"

by relaxfrancis December 11, 2009

poliet taper

A surprisingly common misspelling of the phrase, "toliet paper" (aka. bungwipe, rollios, paper toliets, etc.)

{Via a text message} Vivian, can u pls pick up some light blubs, bleach, laundry soap, and poliet taper b4 u come home?

by Telephony May 29, 2016

polina

very sexy and hot

polina so sexy and hot

by sexyemo June 6, 2021

Life Police

Self appointed individuals who singlehandedly feel they can uphold the rules of life, and never miss an opportunity to inform others what they are doing wrong. Accusations made by the Life Police can highlight de facto, de jure, fashion, etiquette, diet, registration of cars, paying of taxes, morals, and general rule-following faults of their prey. These claims are usually pointlessly brought about at the most inconvenient time, often leaving the accused with only further hatred for the accuser.

Note: Not to be confused with Nazis, the fashion police, and bitches, as the Life Police have no known ideology or reasoning - only idiocy.

*after riding your bike very fast down a steep hill, you reach the bottom only to find a member of the life police*
"You shouldn't ride your bike that fast! I ride a bike everyday and it's not safe, plus you need a helmet!"

*cutting tomatoes for a dinner with your girlfriend and your roommate walks in*
"You're cutting up those tomatoes wrong you dipshit, you're supposed to cut them LATERALLY."

*your mother-in-law comes over for dinner and sees your truck parked in the driveway with expired tabs*
"I hope you're not driving that truck, that's illegal. You could get into a lot of trouble if you don't register that."

*telling your buddies about the 3 month old pair of jeans you returned*
"dude, that's fucked up. i had people come into my job and do that, it's immoral."

*taking a trip to Nevada*
"It's pronounced Nevada, not Nevada."

by Keelahsai August 5, 2009

Surveillance Police State (SPS)

The United States - in which all persons are subject to continual observation and monitoring by the government and corporations in all aspects of life; where no piece of information is too private or insignificant for inclusion in the permanent digital record; where all persons are subject to the jurisdiction of secret courts and the arbitrary suspension of constitutional rights. The Surveillance Police State (SPS) is sponsored by the presidential administrations of George W. Bush and Barack H. Obama, the Democrat and Republican parties in Congress, the U.S. judiciary, all government agencies and most large corporations - particularly telecommunication, finance, defense, media and internet companies. Its creation was foretold by numerous literary and cinematic works; and although its actual existence was known since at least 2001, it only received critical attention when brought to light by whistleblower Edward J. Snowden in 2013.

The Surveillance Police State (SPS) is an act of terrorism against United States citizens.

by auropticon August 14, 2013

Police Your Brass

To clean up your spent round casings when shooting firearms at a range.

Make sure to police your brass to keep our range floor nice and clean.

by Xeon06 January 25, 2015