Pity Poke

A non-emotional sexual favor. Women do this out of guilt when a male goes beyond the call of duty or has gone a long time without sex. Much like tossing a bone to a dog, no effort or meaning. sympathy sex. A reward when sex is not wanted.

Jack had done such a great job washing Diane's car, and she hadn't done anything for him in a long time. Not being in the mood for sex, she went ahead and threw him a pity poke to keep him happy.

Jack : I'm finished with your car, it only took 3 hrs.

Diane : Come on, I'll let you tap this... even though I don't want to.

by Pepsieholik July 11, 2010

Banana Poked

A man inserting his penis into a womans vagina

Callsuma: "Last night i got Banana Poked by Edward"

by KatieAtiex January 13, 2010

Pennsylvania poke-me

A children's dance inspired the by various evasive physical movements performed by 100's of kids as they desperately attempt to avoid penetration by trusted family clergy.

Holy shit, will you just look at that!!!
Timmy just stuck a frying pan down the back of his pants!!
That's the best Pennsylvania poke-me move I've seen yet!!

by YAWA August 18, 2018

stick and poke

to tattoo using a sewing neddle and dawing/india ink.
by stabbing the skin repetedly

I was so drunk i got a "stick and poke" tattoo on my back

by jonesbones February 17, 2008

poke war

Applies to the world of Facebook, where users have the ability to "poke" someone. This does nothing execpt informing the recepient of the poke has in in fact been poked. Then then poke back. And then the original poker pokes back the poke backer who then pokes back...etc etc. This is known as a poke war.
Poke wars accomplish nothing, except of course when one participant finally gives in, relinquishing their soul and any dignity that is attached to it.

Note: Poke wars can also be a semi-pathetic attempt at actually having human contact or just flirting in general without having to worry about following up in any way.

After 3 solid months of poking back and forth Cate finally relented and subjected herself to the ultimate humiliation of a poke war defeat.

by DazedDingo June 21, 2006

pokeality

The act of having intercourse with one or more pokemon.

I just had mad pokeality with my torchic last nite, right before I finished, it embered.

by chazzledazzleverbeiren May 5, 2010

poke-shuffle

a group of awesome people who roleplay pokemon on tumblr. everything is switched up, including the regions and starters. they are lead by morty and kotone, the loving mods. Also, Leaf throws piplups off buildings.

"I'm Eusine and I can't count past six. What the heck comes after six?"

Poke-shuffle is the best group ever!

Poke-shuffle has some quality roleplayers.

Morty is poke-shuffle's whore.

by blondies_ November 9, 2011