Posner

Taking a big, fat, hairy penis up the nose. A Posner typically happens when the person on the receiving end of the penis is tired of having their face jizzed on, and would rather have their face jizzed in.

Damn, she asked for a Posner since her jaw was tired and her face was covered.

by Lolpwnsauze July 29, 2010

poaner

(n) The name given to the people who submit racist or homophobic entries at urbandictionary.com. It seems these creatures have nothing better to do sometimes than submit their friend's names in an akward entry that makes us all want to scream "Poaner!"

"This definition is definetly poaner; please help get rid of it."

by The Mitchell January 4, 2005

Powner

The third highest level in the gamer ranks. Highly respected and consisting of great skill the Powner is not quite a true 'Pro' but is feared all the same. Powners generally travel along side Prowners and Suprowners to maximize their Pwning+Owning abilities.

OMG! I just got powned by a knife and I had a rocket launcher! That's one heck of a powner.

by Joe Noshow November 20, 2007

Porner

A portmanteau of porn and corner. The corner you spank it in.

"Yo, I'mma go crank one out in the Porner, Watch my shit for me."

by BEEPBOOPROBOT September 3, 2015

poener

The replacement word for poes, an Afrikaans word for cunt, used in a socially accepted enviroment.

Oh Grandma that poener stole my money again.

Dear Prince William. You are an absolute poener

by Kalismo Cataclismo November 19, 2006

pouner

a friend that is more closer to you then your best friend.

that is my pouner

by DAniel MAson111116 July 11, 2010

pornerd

A person that knows entirely too much about porn. A person that knows every porn star and the flicks they made. porn pornery pornerd

Joseph knew every pornstars name and what flicks they were in he's a real pornerd.

by pornerd October 8, 2011