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Baman Piderman

A series of badly drawn cartoons by Alex Butera in which Batman (Baman) and Spiderman (Piderman) have non-sensical adventures. Even though the main characters are based off of superheroes, they are not strong or intelligent at all. In fact, one may call them retarded. Their bodies are fat and are sort of squishy-looking. The plot in each video makes no sense at all and may start with Piderman not knowing how to count to three and end with Baman in his house moving away. There are some minor characters such as Tuba and Pumpkin, who are semi-sentient beings. Consequently, this is one of the most hilarious thing ever to be created and put on the Web.
Sample from Baman Piderman:

P:"Baman, that was good song"

B:"Yeah, but you look confused"

P:"I'm going to go eat some cereal so I don't get confused"

(Tuba note)

B:"We forgot about Tuba! It's OK Tuba, you can be in the next band."

(Tuba note)

B:"I love you"

(Piderman appears on the ceiling. He is forest green)

P:"Hi, Tuba!"

B:"Why did you get green?"

(Piderman falls off the ceiling)

P:"I don't like cereal anymore."

(Tuba notes and Baman falls over doing cartwheels in the background)
by SOOPA Soup November 8, 2009
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podenvy

Unjustified, srong, opaque emotion state of loss, akin to romantic jealousy, when you find out how much revenue the top 10 podcasts generate, ignoring their fame and unique success factors.
Bruce Springsteen has Obama on his podcast, Rogan has Jordan Peterson and Victor is l morose with podenvy because no one wants to hear him talk about his bird.
by JessicaWalters April 5, 2021
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The Podracer

A sexual position that's about as pleasant for the receiving partner as "Star Wars II: Attack of the Clones" was to the public. This position is similar to doggy style, except the catchers arms are behind their back, like the handles of a podracer. Infrequently, the penetrating party will stop and say "Looks like young Skywalker has stalled!" while putting their thumb up the receiving party's ass, mimicking Anakin trying to restart his podracer. During climax, the penetrator donkey punches their partner and yells, as loud as possible, "Now this is podracing!"
Cody: Bro Stacey is crazy! she let me give her the podracer on the second date!
Sam: did you stall her engines?
Cody: Yeah it took me at least 3 minutes to start it back up again. She's totally wild!
by skcfan16 January 7, 2019
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strip poker

A game which normally takes advantage of women that dont know how to play poker in which they end up naked
Liam took his chance at a party and played strip poker with ollie and lost on purpose
by Jay Clarkson December 27, 2004
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Baby Poker

An unusually long penis capable of poking a baby within a pregnant woman's uterus during intercourse.
Mary ran out of the bedroom screaming as she saw John's baby poker. When confronted, she confessed she herd the baby giggle within her as John's baby poker rocked both of their boats.
by Codehtehsilent August 15, 2011
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Poker God

The God of Poker. Poker God never loses. Poker God always knows the right time to fold. Poker God always calls the all-in bluff. Poker God always gets the card he needs on the river. Even when Poker God has no hope of winning, he shall invoke divine intervention in the form of an invalid card. Poker God has the power to scare people into not calling his bluffs.

Poker God Facts

Some people fold preflop. When you play the Poker God you fold pre deal. He just takes the blinds.

No one raises Poker God unless he lets you.
Poker God once won the world series of poker despite him holding just a joker, a 2 of clubs, a 7 of spades, a green number 4 from Uno, and a Monopoly 'get out of jail free' card.
I had the Poker God eliminated with a nut flush against the two pair, however, the divine intervention of the Poker God was invoked and a Walgreens card came up, thus nullifying the hand and fucking me over for the rest of the game.
by columbusdiscoveredgold July 14, 2011
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Poberciter

Based off of a rough mispronunciation of the term "pobre cito" of the Spanish language, it has two definitions roughly comparable to the Spanish definition.

1-An expression of sadness or dismay
2-A situation that is sad in a funny sort of way

Poberciter is pronounced poh-bur-see-tur
Guy 1: The repo man is at our door and wants the new tv? Poberciter!

Guy 2: Your new big screen was taken away? That's a poberciter if i've ever seen one.
by Stud Beast II November 3, 2007
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