Poodlesticks

An alternate to words such as "Dang" or "Darn it".

Sara: You missed out last night, it was fun!

Me: Oh! Poodlesticks!

by Chelty January 21, 2009

whatever paddles your canoe

Synonymous with "whatever floats your boat".

So you're into that? Well, whatever paddles your canoe, man.

by Deliciously. May 9, 2010

poddle

A slang term derived from pot hole. It is used to describe a person who never pays attention in bed. This "person" will most likely consider sandwiches to be orgasmic. If you're looking for a way to simulate a poddle, try a whale.

Dumbass: dude! pay attention while i'm tlaking to you!!!

Dumbass: Poddle?

Dumbass: poddle?

Dumbass: Not again!!!

by Dumbass July 16, 2003

puddles

Large, strange shaped nipples. Puddles are generally found on boobs sized C and up. As the titty (and the girl ) increases in size... so does the chance for puddles. Puddles are similar to pancake nipples but not exactly the same. Puddles tend to be a brownish color almost like chocolate milk, and are much stranger shapes!

"I really thought her tits were going to be nice, but the nips we're an odd color and the shape of fucking illinois!... definite puddles"

by Johnny5ive August 21, 2011

Puddles McGee

A girl that leaves puddles on your bed, during or after sexual activity.

Dude like omg, shes such a Puddles Mcgee. Help me wash my blankets mom.

by Team Voltron January 1, 2006

poddle smack

it's what happens when you don't pay me my money bitch!

I had to poddle smack that bitch, LB, cause hoe needed to pay me my money.

by shufluffy December 20, 2008

puddlescum

The nasty, gritty, grey coloured sludge that clings to your toe nails when walking through puddles in open toed sandals.

I was on my way to meet my Boyfriend when to my horror i realised with shame, that my shoes were full of puddlescum.

by Amanda January 17, 2004