Ploomer

Very similar to a Coomer, except that they are addicted to masturbating at a competitive level. They attempt to shoot a huge load as high into the air as they can, always trying to beat their high score .

"Bro I beat my highest record cooming last night, 60cm high!"
"Shut up, Ploomer"

by UnkindledAnri February 4, 2020

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Go ahead and do something productive

I am so bored. ploomijnuhbygvtfcrdxeszwaqqazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp

by :|:|:|:|:|:||:|: February 27, 2022

plood

The slang term for 'period blood'

Amanda, do you have an extra pad? My plood flowage is max today!

by gangst from up north August 8, 2009

Ploopy

A word so deadly so foul so incomprehensible to think of how much damage it can do. This word since George Washington presidentship was locked away not to be known to the public. Until one day a man discovered and said it. Rumors have come up that this man was named “Greg Heffley” but he claims it was his brother instead.

Ploopy

by Thenickfebicoffical April 16, 2022

ploon

Is the pubic hair left on a toilet seat. It is stringy, black and stuck on.

There is ploon on that toilet seat

by Peter Santafe January 8, 2005

Ploox

A celebratory expression that Describes something awesome. Often used very enthusiastically , and in place of phrases such as "sweet", "tight", "sick", "ye", "fuck yea" etc.

The sound it makes when you drop an ice cube into a glass of coke.

An awesome Buenos Aires Party

I just got that model chick's number! Ploox!

Yesterday I found $20 in my jeans! Ploox!

Oh yea, today's Friday! Ploox!

I just met her for a few drinks, then one thing led to another and Plooooooox!

by ShutItGinger August 5, 2010

Ploof

A condensed form of an expression of happinesss, excitement, moment of discovery, et al.

Also can be used as a sign of disappointment based on inflection.

I just won the lottery!=Ploof!

I found my car keys!=Ploof!

My cat died. = Ploof.

by RussMartinFan November 8, 2018