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boyfriend politics

The boundaries a girl sets with her guy friends, physical or otherwise, when she has a boyfriend.
"It was freezing outside last night, and John offered me his sweater, but boyfriend politics made me take Ann's instead, even though it wasn't as warm."
by NotTheDiva November 1, 2009
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Politics

The altruistic art of lifting about half of the money from each of our wallets every year and spending it with prudence, enlightenment and efficiency.

40% of our fellow adults are gleefully satisfied with the benevolent outcomes of this arrangement. You know this because when it’s election day, they don’t vote.
“I’m not going to vote, I hate politics.”

“Really? That’s amazing, I thought you loved politics. When I reach over the table and grab one fry from your plate you throw a complete conniption. But every year when your politicians take, in total, more than half of your hard-earned money, you don’t vote to do a thing about it. So I think you secretly love having a bunch of rich, old white men take your money and do whatever they want with it, no matter how demeaning and controlling their laws are to your life and to the lives of the people you love. That's quite a fetish you've got going on there, I hadn’t realized you were such a political submissive.”
by PJMac August 23, 2012
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politics

The cage which houses monkeys and snakes. See political party.
by AYB April 27, 2003
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Religion and Politics

1. Two of the three things you should never talk about in polite conversation.

2. Reason the world has shit like war, nukes, etc.

3. Sources of hours of online entertainment/brainwashing.
1. Religion
2. Politics
3. The Great Pumpkin
Talk about these and you're fucked.

Religion and politics, ain't they a bitch?
by RespectMaAuthoritah817 November 21, 2010
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politics

the Democrats are the "bad cops" playing the "good cops" and the Republicans are the "bad cops" playing the "good cops" playing the "bad cops"
its all an act
politics is all an act
by kill hippies February 11, 2007
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politics

The art of making it look like you are actually helping those that your represent in a government organization while actually creating more problems and blaming them on other politiicans so you can get re-elected.
by jondapicam November 5, 2003
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politics

The bizarre sexual act of masturbating over an anthill, clogging up the entry point, and killing thousands of innocents in the process.
"Let's talk politics."
"Get your brain out of your pants!"
by Sakhalin Cruschev May 5, 2006
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