Pipe-sniping

When a man is looking at another mans penis while standing at a urinal

Dude the other day in the bathroom, some guy was totally pipe-sniping me

by Roger7gue3 April 30, 2008

Rock Paper Scissors

One of the most pointless and nonsensical game used to make small decisions.

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no fucking way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why the hell cant paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why isn't notebook paper constantly suffocating students while they take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that shit up in 2 seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to beat me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, oh shit, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you asshole.

by HAS 2006 December 8, 2004

pipe swinger

A heterosexual man with a large penis who makes this fact known. A general badass.

Matt, you are a straight shootin' pipe swinger!

by Freight Train Lewis February 4, 2009

Pipe Swipe

When a girl steals a guy from another girl. Female version of Rack Jacking.

"God the Mia girl is such a bitch, she tried pipe swiped Olivia's boyfriend!"

by I WIN AGAIN April 26, 2010

The Pier Special

The head stomp or more commonly referred to “the pier special” is a sequence of movements involving ones lower part of the body, including the soleus, the quad, and the metatarsals.

This guys being a flop lets give him the pier special.

by The Woopi Fighter August 1, 2021

paper shredder

the place you would rather stick your scrotum than do some thing unpleasant such as: hold your girl friend's purse, make out with your brother, pay your taxes, wiener bump with the guys in the prison shower or blow an elephant with plans to swallow his load.

wife: honey, do you want to watch this dennis quaid movie that i rented?

husband: no thanks, i'd rather t bag a paper shredder.

by kc512 February 20, 2010

Pipe stretcher

An imaginary tool used to haze beginning apprentices on construction sites, by telling them to retrieve this tool from some other part of the site. Each time the apprentice arrives at a new location, the workers, who know there is no such thing as a pipe stretcher, play along with the joke by saying something like "oh, you just missed it--they're using it up on the third floor, so you'll have to ask them." The apprentice is sent all around the job site for the entire work day, or until the apprentice figures out it is a joke.

I need you to go down to the south end and get that pipe stretcher back from the iron workers.

by Ewizobeth May 16, 2014