three-piece suit

A lawyer who specializes in cash-seeking court-cases involving either a guy's "keeping an extra spare tire in his trunk" (i.e., getting some tail from two additional women besides his significant other), or someone's possessing one more than da two-firearm limit allowed by local ordnance --- I mean, ordinance.

Monica Blewinsky should have hired a three-piece suit to file a lack-of-faithfulness claim against da infamous "Willie with his willy", since in all likelihood he'd had at least one OTHER fellatio-favoring female in his life besides herself and his wife Hilary.

by QuacksO August 23, 2023

One-Piece Swimsuit

a bathing cloth that holds poop and other body waste, even pee

"hnnnnnnnnnnnnnngh" *plop*, oh, a poop came out to my one-piece swimsuit

by Pottbellyocassional July 26, 2025

Irish 3 piece suit

A classic navy blazer, white dress shirt, and khakis.

I can wear my Irish 3 piece suit to grad party’s, funerals, formals, or court.

by John Fron May 10, 2024

rat piece of shit

A person who comes across as a nice guy, but is really a two-faced asshole.

Q: Is it nerve-wracking for you to do something like this? Or is it more nervous for you to box?

A: It's more nerve-wracking to be here talking to a rat piece of shit like you.

Phrase coined by former heavyweight champion Mike Tyson, in a Toronto television interview on Sept.10/14

by ironmike January 14, 2015

3 Piece with Soda

3 punch combination; a reference to KFCs 3 piece chicken meal. Popularized by UFCfighter Jorge Masvidal after being interrupted in his interview by Leon Edwards.

Appropriate response when someone is talking shit.

He started talking shit so I gave him a 3 piece with soda and slid outta there

by JustBleedGuy March 20, 2019

Piece of ScHmITt

Any kind of plagiarized writing by persons of power. Term coined after the doctoral thesis of Hungarian President Pal Schmitt. A Piece of ScHmITt can be distinguished from other forms of plagiarism by the author’s reliance on political or other means of control to circumvent standards and avoid being held accountable once their fraud is exposed.

Dude 1: Have recently found out that our head of department plagiarized my father’s writing.
Dude 2: Sure, but it’s a Piece of ScHmITt, so there’s nothing you can do about it.

by FrankBeaverbrook January 20, 2012

piece of shit dad

A man that fathers a child but refuses to help raise the child. One who does not pay child support or put his child first. Also known for not spending time with the child but complains to everyone the mother will not allow it. One who trades quality time with his children for a homewrecking whore.

Paul is a piece of shit dad.

by Alwayskidsfirst June 23, 2016