Piemont's Ridge 

An area of interest in the grundel/taint region after fecal deposition. Dingleberries tend to collect at the base of the ridge usually necessitating additional wipe(s).
Discovery of Piemont's Ridge has set the stage for debate between front-to-back wipers and back-to-front wipers.

Front-to-back wipers must avoid starting their wipe after the ridge for fear of missing it altogether.

Back-to-front wipers must ensure that they wipe all the way through the ridge to collect all fecal matter.

Not only have I started wiping back-to-front, but I've been going through twice as much toilet paper since I've discovered Piemont's Ridge.

Piemont's Ridge by J My May 25, 2010

piedmontero

to coax an old homeless bitch up to your apartment for sex in exchange for a mars bar, you must have sex with boxing gloves on. to communicate with her use her notepad, because of course, she is deaf and mute. alright

i was stuck for a ride so i went for the old piedmontero , i am itching like a mofo, but i kept her notepad as a momento

piedmontero by buckins May 16, 2006

Piemontese

Sara Piemontese

AKA Sara Pie

Piemontese- Pie

My nigga!

Piemontese by Myles March 12, 2004

Piemont 

The sipmple art of a retard getting a check by phone. Usually in a very annoying voice that makes you wanna go home for the day.

SAW CON YOU MICAH A PIEMONT TODAI" = " Sir, can you make a payment today ?

Piemont by Deviant choir boy July 10, 2010

Piermont 

A small town where rich and poor snobby people live but really all the kids want to live in the other towns cause there is no stores or place to hang out they doesn’t cost a kidney.

Where are you from?
Piermont

What do you do
Nothing

Piermont by Piermont April 12, 2019

Piedmonster 

A student at Piedmont University in Demorest GA

Yo! Look at the Piedmonster over there!

Piedmonster by Piedmont Golf February 21, 2022