apple pie life

That ideal life everyone wants; family, a nice house - all that jazz.

Person 1: my life is shit
Person 2: we can't all have that apple pie life

by kebabmuncher July 6, 2016

Fart Pie

Farting into the palm of ones hand, capturing the flatus into a balled fist, and then quickly opening the hand directly into the face of an unsuspecting victim in the style of a 1940s era pie fight without the hand actually touching the victims face.

I was quietly reading a book when Larry snuck up beside me and crushed a particularly fresh fart pie into my face.

by penguin_clubber January 27, 2011

drive-pie

A drive-by involving pie throwing

In order to smite our enemies we had to resort to a drive-pie. It was messy.

by Gatho November 25, 2006

Lie pie

1. When someone is lying to your face.

2. When you are feeding someone a pie of lie, as in, being lied to multiple times in one conversation.

3. When someone lies to be cool but they're not cool they are just a lie pie.

Guy 1: "Dude last night I hooked up with that girl from the bar!"
Guy 2: "Don't be such a lie pie!!!"

by Brwneyedgrl787 April 23, 2017

Salty pie

A sex position involving two individuals rubbing each others body with theirs, with cum; most often seamen.

We should try doing a salty pie onight

by Johnny S. February 5, 2019

Shepherd's pie knickers

the result of being so terrified you begin to hope that what's in your pants is in fact shepherd's pie...

"I hope that's shepherd's pie in my knickers.... "

"Fuck mate, check out my Shepherd's pie knickers!!"

by ShitKnicks February 17, 2010

pie fucker

that guy from American Pie

"hey look, it's that fuckin' pie fucker, the one who fucked the pie!"

by Psyshade January 23, 2009