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piddle farm

restroom; bathroom; place where piddle is harvested
Tim must have had a burrito for lunch because he was i heard him in pain in the PIDDLE FARM.

Julie has to pee so bad I saw her run to the PIDDLE FARM.

Frank drank so much last night i think he is peeing and throwing up at once in the PIDDLE FARM.
by Frankie B June 28, 2006
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piddling post

A new thread on an online forum that addresses a specific person, company, or entity, instead of the whole forum. In other words, using a forum like it's public email, usually with the intention of trying to call someone out publicly, and/or suck others into the piddler's drama.
on a forum:
user1: "Hey Steve Jobs! When are you going to release a macbook with a real video card? This is my THIRD post here on Apple forums and you STILL haven't responded".

user2: "Dude, like he's really going to reply to you, stop piddling"

On a forum:
Post Title: "Yo! Listen up EA Games! I have some ideas for you idiots that will save your company"

Reply to post: "Hey, you know the rules: no piddling posts"

On a forum:
Post Title: "You suck sgt_pwnage69! Read this!".

Reply to post: "stop being a piddler and send him a PM"
by weeklyhaircut December 25, 2008
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piddlefucking

The act of slacking off instead of working, also a cross between titalywinks and pussyfooting.

To be distracted by pointless shenanigans and not getting shit done
Quit the piddlefucking and get to work
by spudbuster August 27, 2013
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piddle you!

Similar to pee you! but with a bit less of a stench. Enough to make you wrinkle your nose a little in disgust, but not nearly as much as piss you! would require.
Piddle you! This yogurt must have gone off a few days ago. Better shitcan it before somebody gets sick from it and ralfs all over our brand new carpet!
by Telephony December 18, 2016
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Piddle

To pee.
There was some piddle on the ground.
by Romi330 February 23, 2018
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piddlywinks

The act of making a piddle, also known as 'taking a leak', or 'unleashing the golden dragon'.
"Ah man! Too much soda!! Must make piddlywinks!"
by Zeromus-Prime October 23, 2007
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piddling

verb (used without object), piddled, piddling.
1.
to spend time in a wasteful, trifling, or ineffective way; dawdle (often followed by around):
He wasted the day piddling around.
2.
Informal. (especially of children and pets) to urinate.

U.S uses piddling to mean wasting time.
U.K uses piddling to mean urinating
U.S = I'm bored so I'm piddling round the house getting jobs completed

U.K = I wish the dog would stop piddling all over the carpet
by Hanamanah November 13, 2016
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