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putee

The hair, somewhat resembling a goatee, left around a woman's vagina after shaving their pubic region improperly.
I went down on that chick, and she was sporting a fairly thick putee.
by sxdavey January 12, 2012
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phater

While expected to take a picture, a phater will instead shoot a video, and allow their victim to pose endlessly while the victim believes the picture has yet to be taken. The victim may stupidly change their pose several times, before realizing that something is amiss and that no photo is being taken. By then, it is too late as the entire damage has been captured on video and can be used for the phater's usually-ill intents. Since modern digital cameras are fast, you may be a victim of phating if it takes someone longer than five second to take the picture of you. phater: a combination of "photo" and "hater."
after more than 5 seconds waiting for a picture to be taken, "dude, are you phating me?"

"Don't be a phater!".
by LocoJorge August 17, 2014
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Plute

Short for “plutocrat,” i.e. a person whose immense wealth provides them with outsized power within society, both through political and non-political avenues. “Plutes” has gained usage in recent years as the debate over the influence of billionaires has risen to the top of our political discussion, especially on Twitter. Anand Giridharadas, a prominent political commentator and author of the book “Winners Take All” recently used the phrase “Plutes gonna plute” in a livestream for the New York Times.
Michael Bloomberg said he bought Democrat victories in the 2018 election? Lol. Plutes gonna plute.
by pudd1e February 27, 2020
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poop and 'pute

The act of taking one's laptop into the bathroom while they take a sh**.
I figure I'd tell her I'd brb but then I remembered I was on my laptop and could just poop and 'pute?
by suikodenfan88 December 4, 2010
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pheuter

A lighter of any kind. Preferably used when smoking stoges or buds.
Hey dude, hand me that phucking pheuter before I kick you squa in the nutz!
by Obak Barama December 9, 2010
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Bi-puteral

Some one his is very competent with both PC & Mac based computers.
Employer: Which type of computer are you most comfortable using in the workplace?

Worker: Oh it doesn't matter, im "bi-puteral."
by Tha'd be me! January 6, 2008
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Fire up the ol 'puter

The art of masturbating to porn on your computer
I had to fire up the ol 'puter six times today
by JESSA! March 2, 2010
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