sleep paralysis

Medically, little is know of the cause of sleep paralysis. Experienced worldwide and throught history, SP occurs to otherwise normal people at the onset, or the end of REM (rapid eye movement) sleep. Simply stated, SP seems to be an experience opposite sleep walking. Rather than your body unconscincely moving mimicing a dream, your conscince mind will be rendered unable to move your body. A subject will suddenly become completely aware of his/her surroundings, but will be unable to move their body or even wake up. Hallucinations and intense fear accompany the experience, as subjects may scence an evil presence that often sits on the subject's chest and interferes with the ability to breathe normally. The physical form of the presence varies from time period and culture, older instances involved witches, or "hags" and many new cases involve aliens. These subjects will experience many of the stereotypical events of an alien abduction, such as paralysis, floating sensation, and auditory hallucinations. The event can last from several seconds, to several minutes, with the subject either falling deeper into sleep, or snaping out and waking. The experience usually leaves the subject confused and disoriented and often, even after waking, the subject believes the event to have been an actual experience. SP is not known to be harmfull, and paralysis has never been know to adversly effect invoulentary muscles such as heart or lungs, although an elevated heart rate may occur from the scence of fear. If you have experienced sleep paralysis, it is important to keep in mind that it is largely a dream. Any experiences that take place are created by your mind. Having a bit of knowledge of what is actually going on, often helps subjects to deal with it.

When I was younger, I believed that I was being abducted by space aliens. Now that I understand more, I realize that I was really only experiencing sleep paralysis.

by Sholc January 29, 2007

Sleep paralysis

Literally the scariest shit ever

Me - here a certain person gave me sleep paralysis all that time ago.
Person - no I didn't show me evidence
Me - ok, it's literally the scariest shit ever

by Petition Against Dosages May 30, 2017

paralyzed

When the orgasm is so good you can't move

Damn, she gave the best blow job last night, I swear man I was paralyzed

by Zeelinny November 14, 2016

phalange

Something according the Phoebe in 'Friends' claims that Rachel's plane is missing, to stop her flying.

"You have to get off the plane, I have the feeling that something is wrong with the left phalangee"... "Oh my GOD... there's NO phalange!"

by youbrokemytaco March 5, 2008

parallelogram

any quadrilateral, such as a square, rectangle or rhombus, with opposing parallel sides being of equal length

Usage: Words such as parallelogram, square, rectangle, rhombus, parallel, equal and length, all well-defined in any proper dictionary, are, as Urban Dictionary entries, misplaced and of minimal benefit.

by Scott Fairbairn October 18, 2008

Jake Peralta

Is a main character from the TV show "Brooklyn Nine-Nine". He often acts like a child. He is married to Sgt. Amy santiago And his best friend is Detective Charles boyle. One of his Catchphrases is "cool cool cool cool". won the first Halloween heist.

Jake Peralta is an amazing detective/genius

by joeyperalta August 17, 2021

Matias Perälä

Finnish pro athlete. Specialised in swimming, but can also play volleyball. He is also one of the millionares that Atte Korkiamäki helped to create. Grew in the getto of Iisalmi and now has a dog.

He made various unofficial swimming world records in the swimming pool of Iisalmen uimahalli. (25m)

He wore the same watch for around 35 years and cannot take it off.

He also tried to get in to esports via overwatch 2. His main hero was D.va.

Can be seen in the streets always wearing adidas clothes.

Holy omg is that matias!!!!!???????

Oh yeah that simba dog is very cute yes i think that is matias perälä.

by kivekset November 17, 2022