Hijack the Pooty

To get in a girls pants using false pretense or manipulation

C'mon man, you hijacked the pooty. Admit it.
"Jerry McGuire"

by Davis Bernie May 24, 2005

pooty

A cross between the terms "pussy" and "booty" to create a easy saying for what straight men chase 95% of their lives

Guy 1: NIIICE look at that girl
guy 2: WHOOO i want that pooty!
guy1: wow chill out there buddy. you're balls dropped like yesterday

by SWIGGYcJ91 January 7, 2008

pooty-tang

slang for the most delicious part of the female body

I really love everything about the pooty-tang.

by LOVE2LAP February 18, 2005

pooty tang

Fictional character who represents positive outcomes in the face of adversity; also a very cool guy who speaks jibberish.

"We never knew what Pootie was saying, but we always know what he MEANT."

That guy is so cool, he's playing like he's Pootie Tang . . . I just saw him smack the taste out of some punks mouth for using foul language in front of children.

by Real Movie Critic October 13, 2003

Pooty Stank

When someone (male or female) is out in the heat and or sweating profusely or forgets to change their underwear, which results in a horrible scent that can be smelt almost a mile away.

Z-Lo: Man Z-Lo I've been working like a dog today

Mango: Believe me I know, you've got some killer pooty stank!

by Bouls September 29, 2008

Phoots

Phoots are the small farts you carefully let out one at a time because someone is in the stall next to you and you are trying to be quiet.

Jared was about to relase his huge fart that he had been holding in, until a man go into the stall next to him, so just had to let out small phoots.

by Lexoton pro June 12, 2017

pooty bo poot

A large Lady that took a hot fudge steamer on a dog.

Your mother is a pooty bo poot

by Bob seager April 1, 2007