Phony

1. One who is captivated by their phone.

2. To intentionally misrepresent oneself on social media.

Don't be phony.
He is so phony, he never looks me in the eye.
Her Instagram feed is so phony.

by NYC1963 December 26, 2019

phony

Mark David Chapman's reason for killing John Lennon

"I'm the most terrific liar you ever saw in your life. It's awful. If I'm on my way to the store to buy a magazine, even, and somebody asks me where I'm going, I'm liable to say I'm going to the opera. It's terrible."

by Saul March 26, 2005

phony lesbians

slutty straight women who pretend to be lesbians to make boys horny & erections but are really attention whores & very confused.

Phony lesbians are girls who have had too much alcohol who often experiment sexually with a roommate or a friend. As a result of their party lifestyle, they often become sexually confused & can't decide whether they are gay, straight, or bi. Phony lesbians can damage a relationship emotionally. They are mostly sluts who sleep around with other men & girls. Many of them are seen as the popular girls & are often quite dumb, so they become attention whores (pretending to be gay) to be popular. Though its every man's fantasy to see 2 girls make out, it should remain a fantasy!

Also known as: fake lesbians, pseudo-lesbians, attention whores; sluts; bi-curious

Phony lesbians aren't lesbians! They aren't even bisexual! They're attention whores!

by penis-mon January 2, 2010

phony

Telephone company employee.

That phony' s here to fix your landline

by DickSavage February 28, 2013

phonage

1. getting owned by the phone
2. having phone sex, then the phone suddenly disconnects

lol

dude have you ever heard of phonage?

by June1666666 March 3, 2008

poonyard

One who is constantly looking for or hunting the poontang...

I saw joe with three different chicks this week... What a poonyard...

by Joe the garza April 10, 2015

Phonambulist

Person who regards his online life as more important than the safety of other pedestrians or traffic. Thinks that the world will fall down unless he can see how many idiots "liked" his idiocy. Akin to the real word "Somnambulist" - "Sleepwalker".

Did you see that phonambulist tripping over the kerb/who ran into the pole.

Donald Chump is not a true phonambulist, he's got a chauffeur.

by Joe Soap1 February 8, 2019