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Code-o-phobia

Code-O-Phobia *noun*
to develop a negative feeling while developing messy code
Example: "Damn bro I think I got Code-O-Phobia
by Chunkybo1 January 26, 2021
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Hairy Pussy Phobia

A person (usually male, but sometimes female) who has a complete hatred and/or discontent with a woman’s genitals having pubic hair. He/she is usually the type of person who watches pornography on a consistent basis and then expects his/her girlfriend/wife to live up to the visual imagery of the women on screen.

This type of person often does not see a woman for who she is, but rather unfortunately, he/she sees a woman for who “she is not” and begins to demand that she shave her pubic hair to fit his/her desires and personal expectations.

In many cases women are generally already not comfortable with their body. In some sense women might have a certain “fear” for their natural state because pornography and razor companies have pushed the idea of what the female image should be. To add on to this, her boyfriend/husband who demands that she shave only adds to her frustration and her developing phobia of her own body’s normal state.

In quintessence, “Hairy pussy Phobia” exists in those who are apprehensive of the natural human body; in this case, dread of pubic hair. Individuals who have ‘Hairy Pussy Phobia’ will constantly try to justify their “preference” for the shaved ‘5-year-old-look’ on a woman. The justification responses for shaved vaginas have become very identical over the years to the point that now have developed into ‘programmed responses’.
Henry: “Wow, Jennifer is gorgeous. I would surely date her.”

David: “You’re right, she’s hot. But look at all that long hair.”

Henry: “What’s long hair supposed to mean?”

David: “Dude, if she has that much hair on her head, imagine how much she has down there.”

Henry: “So what? What’s wrong with that? Hair below on a woman is natural.”

David: “Well, I don’t like it hairy. She needs to shave her shit. I don’t want her hairs getting stuck in my mouth when I eat her out.”

Henry: “Bro, hair doesn’t get stuck in your mouth when you pleasure her. Where’d you get that from? That’s just a typical programmed response that comes from people who can’t appreciate a natural woman. Dude, you’ve got Hairy Pussy Phobia.”
by Black Brotha for Humanity January 9, 2010
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pillow phobia

One of the worst phobias known to man. If your are a pillow phobic then you are deathly afraid of pillows and you have a very difficult time sleeping or getting comfortable. Getting involved in a pillow fight could be fatal.
tyler bertrand is a pillow phobic
pillow phobia
by Steve McC January 5, 2008
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Gamer Phobia

1. A Gamer Disorder, when you are afraid of a game or console because of the content or problem that might happen. (Plural and Syn) Gamer Phobic and Gamer's Phobia.

2. A person who is biased, a person who hates gamers.
1. I have gamer phobia of Resident Evil, because it gives me nightmares.

2. Adam has a Gamer Phobia so he won't talk to me.

Julie is Gamer Phobic because she won't date a Gamer.
by Command Sergent Major June 28, 2008
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anal probing

This is where you may shove ur finger up another persons ass, if ur into that sort of thing.
Matthew: Do you mind if we engage in some anal probing?
Sara: Sure one sec ill bendover.
by christopher thomas September 7, 2008
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phobia^3

the fear of fearing the fear of being afraid...
"I am afraid of fear..."-first guy
"that's one thing I'm afraid of being afraid of..."-second guy
"I fear of having ur fear! I call it phobia^3"-third guy (To second guy)
by Jay Willows May 13, 2010
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Webcam phobia

The fear of being watched over the internet via webcam
There was this creep on chatroulette that hacked my webcam and ever since I've had Webcam phobia.
by Markery April 26, 2010
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