Phelching

Word often used to destroy peoples innocence.

Dude1-hey read the definition of phelching.
Dude2(innocent one)-........ahhhhhhhhh

by Thecreaturefromtheblacklagoon June 21, 2009

Pitching Loaves

To take large dump or excret a massive amount of feces.

Dude, I walked in on my grandmother pitching loaves in hte bathroom today and it smelled like a cow died in her rectum.

by Badams March 14, 2006

pitching duel

angry sex between two men, in which either man fights to be the one "pitching" (or penetrating the other) in violent passion.

Chris:"Sean and I got in a fight last night."
Billy:"Oh no, did u guys break up?"
Chris:"No, in fact it ended in a pitching duel."

by thedefiningday April 7, 2010

Philtering

Replacing letters or text in your company email correspondence to avoid being caught in spam filters for inappropriate content or use of vulgar language.

To avoid violating your corporate email policy - Philtering is necessary and highly recommended. ex; @ssholes, sh*t, f#ck

by Bunky1009 November 5, 2010

Pitching on short rest

When you've jacked off and haven't had time to recharge, then try to have sex.

"Aight, I'm off the the GF's house"

"Dude! You getting it in?"

"Yeah man, but I'm pitching on short rest."

by DeeAps October 17, 2013

pitching to the rhino

Trying to woo the large and/ or unattractive lady around last call at any given bar.

When I failed to land the hot blonde's number at 1:30 am last night at the bar, my wingman , suggested that I try pitching to the rhino.

by MrFauxBot February 26, 2017

Pilching

the act of noncing on younger children, coming from our lord an saviour Clive Pilcher

"hes talking to 13 year olds"
"woah, hes pilching on them"

by Dani_tommosavocadoes January 9, 2023