Philisophical lip service

A person giving "philisophical lip service" is someone who elaborates about specific ways, principles and ideals that one should live by, but they themselves do not implement these beliefs in their own lives.

One person in a crowd that will use "philisophical lip service" to control the conversation by insisting that their beliefs are the ways to live by. They do not take others' opinions and ideas into consideration, shutting down any input by others, however they themselves do not practice in their own lives what they preach. In essence, a hypocrite who is a self centered egotistical, self rightous asshole

by philisophyinpractise May 30, 2011

philosopickle

The act of getting incredibly stoned, upon which the stoned person makes an ingenious remark or theory, only to be told that his ideas/theory's are incorrect and that person is very, very dumb.

person 1: *smokes bong* dudddeee, did you know that when you eat a watermelon seed, a watermelon grows inside of you?

person 2: Uh, no i don't think that's true.

Person 1: Sure it is! i heard it on the internet

Person 2: you sir, are a philosopickle

by J-to-the-eff June 16, 2011

philophilia

An intense longing for love; it is the antonym of philophobia, which is the fear of love. Philophilic individuals have either overcome the fear of attachment or risk it.

She just loved to love. It seemed love itself was her object of love. She was infected by philophilia.

by BabuGeorge May 12, 2018

Philophobiac

A person who once loved someone truly from their heart and did everything to keep the person in their life but gets rejected. And gets broken their heart. Goes through lots of pain and depression. And after all this tragedy in their life, in order to love someone unconditionally they forgots to love anyone else. They fears to love anyone else again because there are no feelings lefts in their hearts. #peace

After got cheated once now i fears to love someone else again and became philophobiac, because it feels that everyone does the same.

by Pachyyderm June 6, 2018

philosophizing

The point in a late night conversation where normal get-to-know-you chit chat is thrown out the window for something much deeper and Aristotle in nature. Philosophizing primarily focuses on the human condition - the intricacies of romance, politics, personal goals and desires, and typically goes nowhere. The gist of philosophized conversations are forgotten in the morning.

Me and Kat were philosophizing until daybreak... And I have no idea what the fuck either of us said.

by Robert Akins December 28, 2005

Wooden philosopher

A person that tells you strong opinions they have despite knowing nothing of the topic: translation from the Bulgarian phrase (дървен философ)

My dad fell asleep in the beginning of the movie but he is a wooden philosopher and said he hated it.

by JPFROMNAPLES January 6, 2019

Philosophic Phallus Aggrandizement

In Argumentation, the act of constructing a line of reasoning unreasonably, its construction built on a foundation of subconscious bias, in order to give the appearance of making a point, for the sole purpose of exaggerating one’s metaphoric genitalia while systematically minimizing their opponent’s.

“Ah, but you overlook another possibility yourself, that of the unison of divinity and insanity. Perhaps the nature of the Infinite is such as to be unquantifiable by the precepts of order, and thus chaotic at heart?

Then again, perhaps other great minds have overlooked these possibilities because they were more concerned with a logical analysis of the questions themselves, and less concerned with philosophic phallus aggrandizement? (D. Amadeo, Email to R. Piccirillo 11/29/06)”

by Robert Vincent Piccirillo December 1, 2006