phalanthropist

like a philanthropist who gives money to charity, a phalanthropist gives his dick to charitable causes

Guy: I banged this ugly girl last night because I felt bad for her

Guy 2: Oh a, classic phalanthropist move

by phunkmaster2000 December 2, 2013

phallicism

the worship or devotion to the penis especially as to fertility

My wife is entranced with phallicism and loves to play with my phallus and I give her what she wants.

by gringo feliz March 11, 2014

phalie

A beautiful girl with a kind heart.

Damn she is so phalie

by Phalie March 17, 2018

phalangeal penetration

to insert fingers or toes into a bodily orifice. Aka. "fingering" or "fingerbanging" or "fingerblasting"

"Yo dude, did you hook up with that ho last night?"
"Yeah man, I gots me some phalangeal penetration, you know how I do. No big deal though."

by Allan Bridges February 24, 2008

phalaphobia

Fear of a boner.

*Wake up with a morning wood...*
"Ahhh What the fuck?! Holy shit!!.."
*The man saw his own boner.*
"AHHHHHHHHHHHH"

by Vanguard September 12, 2003

Phallic Snack

A combination of food items which, when laid on the table in a special way, create an unmistakably phallic image.

Offering up a banana and two hardboiled eggs, Dan said to the 9am break group, "Have a bite of my tasty phallic snack."

by Sarah Lubeck February 24, 2005

phalker

a phone stalker, someone who continues to call despite the fact you are obviously ignoring them

Jill: I saw your mom on the caller ID again.
Sarah: Yeah I know, she's become a real phalker.

by K. McCauley January 6, 2009