Phlangesjizz

When a person has peeling skin on there hands that makes it look like they have dried sperm on there fingers/hands
Phalanges referring to the bones in the hands-Jizz meaning cum

Reece-Hey, i really like your nails Cory
Cory-Oh i love yours to
Reece- But you have really skanky hands
Cory-I yep i forgot to moisturise
Reece-No, its like you have Phlangesjizz all on your hands, its gross.

by Mammajam February 1, 2010

phalange tickle

To sexually arose with the use of ones fingers. To finger bang during foreplay.

My girlfriend gets really turned on when I phalange tickle her pussy.

by 90Bella January 2, 2021

Phelanges

A way to address theft without actually insulting someone or imposing violence.

"PHELANGES! That's mah lighter!"

by Katistic August 15, 2021

phalangedick

someone who can move their dick like a finger

“ woah luke’s got such a phalangedick he can move it himself”

by jsav1283 August 13, 2023

phalangelic

The sheer joy one can receive from the right fingers (those of another or one’s own). A grammatical mushtogethering of phalange and angelic.

Baby, what I’m gonna do to you with my fingers tonight is gonna be downright phalangelic.

by Hugh Lee Gann April 29, 2024

phalangelic

The sheer joy one can receive from the right fingers (those of another or one’s own). A grammatical mushtogethering of phalange and angelic.

Baby, what I’m gonna do to you with my fingers tonight is gonna be downright phalangelic.

by Hugh Lee Gann April 29, 2024

jazz phelanges

an energetic combination of the movement of your fingers and ridiculously exuberant facial expression

1) Jazz Phelanges are most frequently applied to express excitement toward a grand success or something totally epic, i.e. standing at the summit of tall mountains, BUT
2) They are put into action even more frequently in reference to our boss, Bob Ross.

by Ridgeford March 29, 2009