Petri Dish

A place that is full of people with the possibility of infection of viruses or diseases via close contact via people or "gross" environments, humid and warm temperatures, and people who are not minding etiquette in spread of coughing, sneezing, washing hands, or touching food.

John, that party sucked last night! Everybody was sticking their hands in the food and being all sweaty around each other. What a petri dish.

by Bocker December 29, 2021

Analisia Petry

Analisia Petry is the most beautiful girl in the world and is so kind and sweet to her boyfriend I love her so much and never ever want to lose her she is so amazing and makes her boyfriend (Peyton Jacobson) sooooo happy ❤️

Oh my goodness Analisia Petry is so beautiful and amazing I love her so much and I never want anyone else

by ᵖᵉʸᵗᵒⁿ December 30, 2021

Petri Dish

When a guy is having symptoms of a potential STI and ejaculates in his least desirable woman in rotation. He waits until she gets a diagnosis before he gets himself treated.

Deshawn PETRI DISHED his girl Kameka and found out he had given her Chlamydia after she got herself tested.

by BlackIlluminati February 27, 2024

Petri

Someone who is so bad at something that you just can’t help but laugh

Messi is so bad at football, what an absolute Petri

by Queso_Uwe January 24, 2023

preston petrie

He is just an opp

That guy is an opp. His name must be Preston Petrie

by Fax Machine50 April 18, 2022

Petrie Willink as Dutch Student

Petrie's the Dutch Student, learning the ropes of the atomic age, a fresh face in a world of giants.

Example of how it's used in a sentence:

Person 1: Who's that Dutch Student in Oppenheimer?

Person 2: Petrie Willink as Dutch Student in Oppenheimer, fresh on the atomic scene dude!

by courtofowls September 5, 2023

std-petri

Typically, a guy/girl who’s STD count has surpassed 8. Typically tweekers or Brooklyn Prostitutes, they are becoming evermore popular due to no shot of penicillin being strong enough to purify the genital-ripping cocktail stored within them.

That std-petri got me fucked all the way up. I have 3 different versions of Chlamydia and enough crabs to populate the pacific.

by tastygreens2 September 6, 2018