pervin

To be intoxicated, drunk off of liquor

by Half Krazy September 11, 2003

the perineum parfait

Adding sweets such as whipped cream or flavored jellies to the area between the anus and vagina (or scrotum). Preferrably with a cherry on top.

"Last night Rich got out the whipped cream and made me into "the perineum parfait!"

by Baxter1968 February 20, 2014

Pervin' and Swervin'

Scoping out women from your driver's seat while driving, either on the freeway or surface streets, to the point where you almost lose control of the vehicle.

Bro--too many hotties on the drive to work this morning. Pervin' and swervin' the whole way, almost totalled the bimmer.

by another guy named steve July 26, 2011

perview

The act of accidentally seeing a person of the opposite sex partly or fully naked immediately before you enter their space for some legit purpose.

Airline Passenger: Judd, guess what! I got a perview of that hot spanish flight safety attendant because she fogot to slide the bolt to "occupado" while on the john. I was walking in to take a piss and saw her taking a t.p. tour of Forrest Gump, yo!!

Happens all the time to meter readers and letter carriers.

by mackometer February 25, 2010

Perineum Pull

A sexual act in where the penis is inserted into the anus and then the hand of the same male is inserted into the vagina. The hand then grasps the penis inside and masturbates till ejaculation.

Example sentence: Excuse me miss, may I interest you in a Perineum Pull.

by stuffin-her-muffin December 26, 2007

Pervnerded

1- To be used to describe someone who says something very corny and sexual.

2- To lust after electronics and/or gadgetry.

1- "Can you please stop with the sexual innuendo?" "In your endo" "You're totally pervnerded"

2- "Have you seen the new 80 inch Aquos tv?" "Dude, I was drooling over it at Costco for over an hour!" "Me too!" "Holy shit we're pervnerded" "Yeah, we need girlfriends"

by Not Even Remotely Dorkey January 5, 2012

perined

In a football game, getting run over by a huge running back.

What a hit, he just got Perined!

by Tmom November 15, 2014