peruvian flake 

100% pure cocaine

this is peruvian flake because it had my nose bleeding for real

peruvian flake by tuff puff February 23, 2004

Peruvian Penis Pumper 

1) A woman from Peru who's occupation is that of giving handjobs in the back parking lot of Walmart for $5

2) A device from Peru that is used to erect the male genitalia.

3) A mentally impared person whom nobody wants to be around.

1) That Peruvian Penis Pumper was a freak man.

2) Woman: I want to have sex.
Man: One second I'll go get my Peruvian Penis Pumper

3) God stay away from that Peruvian Penis Pumper

Peruvian Penis Pumper by hastatus3 May 3, 2010

peruvian donkey slamming contest 

A sacred contest held at the center of Peruvian villages, where all the villagers compare who's donkey has the largest penis. The villagers in an attempt to appease the Gods then proceed to lubricate the rectum of the village leader's daughter with cocoa butter, at which point the sodomy begins.

Adelmo: When is the next Peruvian donkey slamming contest?
Pablo: I don't know, but next year I hope to have the most powerful donkey in all of Peru.

peruvian donkey slamming contest by Charlie's Chocolate Factory October 25, 2009

Peruvian Princess  

A strong (physically and mentally), hardworking, beautiful( in physical appearance and demeanor) and is one of a kind woman who is from Peru or a descendant of this beautiful culture.

A prime example of a Peruvian Princess is /Users/rosemarycerpa/Pictures/6051070501_ORIG.jpeg

Peruvian Princess by Peruvian Princess February 1, 2009

Peruvian Murderfat

Fat harvested from tourists by Peruvian jungle gangs to be sold on the black market for cosmetic products. Allegedly goes for 60k a liter.

How do you keep you skin to look so youthful?
I only wash my body with authentic Peruvian murderfat.

Peruvian Murderfat by [COD] The Shiv November 20, 2009

peruvian panflute

This is a fine sexual act where you fart inside of your partner's anus. Then, your partner positions their anus over your mouth and unloads your special surprise directly in your mouth.

Trevor: Man! Angela's breath is horrific! What's the deal?!
Mark: She got herself hooked on Peruvian Panflutes bud...

peruvian panflute by jivers4 January 8, 2015

Peruvian meat nugget 

A failed attempt at giving someone a Cleveland steamer.

I was trying to give Cindy a nice solid turd on her chest but all that came out were little Peruvian meat nuggets.

Peruvian meat nugget by scatophile56 March 26, 2008