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parentals

Parents; short plural form of legalese "parental unit".
Can't make it to the party on Sunday, my parentals grounded me.
"I like to whine and hit my parentals, I must be Emo" -- Hollywood Undead, "I Must Be Emo"
by Zwentibold February 28, 2008
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peristalsis

Rhythmic visceral muscle contractions in the digestive system that function to transport ingested materials caudally, unless stimulated by the emesis reflex where the flow of digested material is reversed.
Dude, last night Veronica's peristalsis was inhibited by my massive cock.
by CheesyBear November 7, 2014
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PC (Parentally Compatible)

Used to describe a person who gets along favorably with peoples' parents.
"Why not take me home to meet your parents, Ryan? I'm highly PC."

"My friend always tries to suck up to my parents when she comes over...I mean, they get along really well, but if you ask me.....she's a little TOO PC."
by Lauren Myers March 12, 2004
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reverse peristalsis

An inaccurate alternative term for regurgitation or vomiting, typically used by grade school science teachers who don't actually understand science and use the urban dictionary instead of a competent textbook to source classroom material.

While reverse peristalsis in the small intestine can occur during vomiting, the actual act of vomiting does not involve peristalsis.
The technical term for vomiting is not reverse peristalsis it is regurgitation.
by MrScience April 25, 2011
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Parental Juice

Another phrase to describe the presence of Cum.
Nathan: Urrrr why on earth is your sociology book all wet and sticky :S

Katy: Ofgs! that is the last time i lend John ANYTHING!

Nathan: Huh? :S What is it?

Katy: Parental Juice. ¬.¬
by TwistedNath November 11, 2009
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Parental Holiday

Valid only if you are a parent. This refers to the extra days off an employee gets due to sick child, parent/teacher conferences, school plays, etc.
Paul: Have you seen Janice today?

Brett: She didn't come in. She's on a "Parental Holiday." Her daughter has a recital at school.

Paul: Dude, I wish I had kids!
by BMush56 February 11, 2010
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Parental Advisory

Don't show this to your parents
Yeah, all of the songs on the new Drake album are Explicit so it has the Parental Advisory sticker; which means I will not show this to my parents.
by hotdad December 4, 2015
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