per hap

1. "Perhaps", for pretentious pseudo-intellectuals who like to flaunt their knowledge of latin.

2. Per chance.

"Greetings traveller. Who am I? Per hap, you have met me twixt sleep and wake, in the penumbra of uncertainty you call 'unconsciousness' ...or perhaps you've met me at a book signing." - Garth Marenghi.

by darkplacefan2032 January 16, 2008

Persapussy

A rich Iranian American who tends to have bad fashion, wears a lot of jewelry and blames every single problem of Iran on the Shah, the president and BP. Usually very good at bullshitting and claims their family has a long line of geniuses.

Hasmajid: Evverry problemm of Perssia is becose of ahmadinejad!!
Bobby: It was fucked way before that you persapussy!
Hasmajid: I still hate jews.

by Homoman69 June 3, 2010

perhapsability

an adjective describing an action ,event ,or consequence with a weak or vague possibilty of fruition. Not fully likely to happen or be true.

I was definitly going to see the new movie this weekend and there was a perhapsability I would mow the lawn too.

by Thomas W September 17, 2008

perpapigging

accumulating a huge amount of bonus points on certain sites with a bonus points system.

"He's perpapigging by seeding a huge amount of small filesizes"

by Thamage June 5, 2022

perhappens

a cross between perhaps and happens. Means what might be.

It just so perhappens that when we get back Family Guy will be on.

by themaninthemask February 26, 2009

imposible, perhaps the archives are incomplete

When you don't find any Prequel meme in this dictionary

Imposible, perhaps the archives are incomplete

by Gasuxa July 26, 2020

permaperiod

a term for a girl's body function that seems to constantly trap her in that "special time of month".

There isn't a day she isn't bitchy..she must be on a permaperiod.

by Skylar055 January 25, 2009