penius

Someone with excessive knowledge of the male genitalia.

My girlfriend is a penius.

Most males become peniuses during puberty.

by NAYL January 26, 2005

penious

The state of mind where one feels like a dick about oneself yet remorseful.

The comedian felt penious about telling the fat chick joke to the audience of midgets.

by Reprebus August 31, 2006

penus

you misspelled "penis" you b(that plays minecraft)

you: hehe imma type penis in urban dictionary
*typing*
*enter*
you: shit i misspelled it

*penus*

by a person that hates minecraft November 2, 2020

pensus

omg the peepee is sussy o_o

Guy 1: penis sounds like pensus sometimes
Guy 2: OH NO MY FRIEND HAS BEEN INFECTED BY THE AMONG US VIRUS IM GONNA DIE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

by I did ur mother at December 7, 2021

penousculous

Very large penis. Penis+Rhinoceros. Sometimes referred to as The Great White Penousculous. Although color has nothing to do with it. Adding "Great White" only adds emphasis to the size, by including the Great White Shark into the large penis equation.

The girl was lonely because she would not settle for an average sized male part, she needed, the (Great White) Penousculous.

by KristinJo February 8, 2008

pelouse

cool people doing stuff outside

Yo there's pelouse !

by vvvvvvin November 23, 2017

Penfusion

Is a mixture between penis and confusion but is when a guy touches your penis and you can't tell if your arroused or disgusted

Bob touched me and gave me a mad case of penfusion

by I wanna fuck your mom October 30, 2018