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gay whore:"can you fuck me?"
Me:"bruh go eat crack and play minecraft"
by a person that hates minecraft November 2, 2020
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1. d*ck liquid

2. cucumber water (really)
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Jake: where are you bby?
Melisa: here my daddy;)
Jake: remember what we're doing tonight;)
Melisa: I will;)

Later that night

Melisa: ahh~ im going to cum~
Jake: goes faster*
Melisa: Ahhh~ cums*
Jake: flips her over and fucks her pussy*
Melisa: ahhhhhhhhhhh~ h-harder~
Jake: puts entire cock in*
Melisa: ahhhhhhhh~~
Jake: licks pussy*
Melisa: oh god harder now!
Jake: licks inside*
Melisa: ahhh~ puts legs apart*
Jake: puts cock inside and fucks*
Melisa: ahh~ harder~~
Jake: puts dick in and out*
Melisa: fastterr!
Jake: Oh yea I'm gonna burst you little pussy~~
Melisa: Ahhhh~ cums*
Jake: goes faster*
Melisa: AHHHH~
by a person that hates minecraft November 4, 2020
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the long (short) thingy that is under your pants and under you pants, under the underwear. The thingy is also known as a penus (penis), someone else's pp may come in different shapes and sizes, it could also be tiny like yours. Some pps can be used to put in (to be continued). The pp is only found in males, but if you're female its still possible to get fucking surgery to attach a pp on you vagi(to be continued). pp is also a meme to repair your crippling depression because yours got stuck in a toaster. If you are a fucking 9 year old reading this (not hate to pewdiepie) you pp is probably tiny, small, retarted, gay and thin.
gay bitch 1:" yo do you know wtf a pp is??"
gay bitch 2:" oh, the small thingy under your pants, under you underwear?"
gay bitch 1:" yea, how did you know?"
gay bitch 2:" deception"
by a person that hates minecraft November 4, 2020
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you misspelled "penis" you b(that plays minecraft)
you: hehe imma type penis in urban dictionary
*typing*
*enter*
you: shit i misspelled it

*penus*
by a person that hates minecraft November 2, 2020
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person 1:" yo wanna buy minecraft?"
person 2:"fuck no i woudn't even if i wanted to, plus i'm fucking broke"
by a person that hates minecraft November 2, 2020
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